The Office (TV Series)

A Benihana Christmas (2006)

Jenna Fischer: Pam Beesly

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• Dwight Schrute : Pam and Karen, I am ordering you to cease and desist all party planning immediately.

  Pam Beesley : You can't do that.

  Dwight Schrute : As ranking number three in this office, I am order...

  Andy : [grunts]  I'm number three.

  Dwight Schrute : You're number four.

  Andy : Yeah, but I'm number three.

  Dwight Schrute : Uh, no.

  [to Pam] 

  Dwight Schrute : You must turn over to me all Christmas decorations and party paraphernalia immediately. They will be returned to you on January 4th.

  Jim Halpert : Okay, I think I can help here.

  Dwight Schrute : Okay, good. They...

  Jim Halpert : As ranking number two, I am starting a committee to determine the validity of the two committees, and I am the sole member of the committee. The committee will act on this now.

  Dwight Schrute : Okay, this is stupid.

  Jim Halpert : Could you please keep it down? I'm in session.

  [long pause] 

  Jim Halpert : I have determined that this committee is valid.

  Dwight Schrute : What? No! No! Wait! Wait, wait, wait.

  [thinks about it] 

  Dwight Schrute : Permission to join the Validity Committee.

  Jim Halpert : Permission denied.

  Dwight Schrute : Damn it.

• Karen Filippelli : Does anyone ever stand up to Angela? Or...

  Pam Beesly : I think one of her cats did once. She came in with scratches all over her face.

• Michael Scott : [rides into office on very old and very used 10-speed bike and stops at Pam's desk]  Hey! I would like a nice slice of Christmas Pam. Side of candy Pams. And perhaps some Pam chops... with mint.

  Pam Beesly : Can I help you, Michael?

  Michael Scott : I'm looking for the Toy Drive box.

  Pam Beesly : It's behind you.

  Michael Scott : [turns around to see Toy Drive pile full of brand-new, unopened toys. Leans his old bike against wall]  Okay. Well, I need to put this bike in there. I hope it will fit, with all these little knickknacks.

  Jim Halpert : Wow. What kind of bike is that?

  Michael Scott : Um. I don't know. Average kind.

  Kevin Malone : That tires look pretty worn.

  Michael Scott : Well, that is probably from the test drive.

  Jim Halpert : But the paint is chipping. Is that your old bike, Michael?

  Michael Scott : No.

• Angela : [Pam hangs a flyer above the flyer than Angela just hung]  What's that? 'The Committee to Plan Parties invites you to a Margarita-Karaoke Christmas.' There's no such thing as the Committee to Plan Parties.

  Pam Beesly : There is now, we just started it.

  Angela : Well, you can't just start a committee. You have to have funding.

  Karen Filippelli : What's your funding?

  Angela : $200.

  Pam Beesly : What's ours again?

  Karen Filippelli : Uhm, $201.

  Pam Beesly : Right.

  Kelly Kapoor : Hey! A Margarita-Karaoke Christmas party. That sounds like fun.

  Angela : No, that is not a party. There's only one party, and it's hosted by the Party Planning Committee, and it starts at 3:00.

  Kevin Malone : Then why are there two flyers?

  Karen Filippelli : Oh, I understand that this is confusing for everyone. Let me explain. There's a party that starts at 3:00.

  Kevin Malone : Right.

  Karen Filippelli : And then there's a way more fun party that starts at 2:45.

  Pam Beesly : Right, and if you're interested in the way more fun party, all the info can be found here on our more brightly-colored flyer.

  [Angela rips down the flyer that Pam hung]