Sarah Riley: You must be that guy who's always riding Uncle Tony. You know, like a bull in heat?
Dr. Tony Gates: Shh!
Dr. Gregory Pratt: So, uh, what else does Uncle Tony say about me?
Sarah Riley: The rest I'm not allowed to say.
Dr. Neela Rasgotra: That little tosser just called me a whore.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: She seems so sweet.
Dr. Neela Rasgotra: I've never been called a whore.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Did she say dirty whore, or filthy whore?
Dr. Neela Rasgotra: Is there a difference?
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Depends on the whore.
[Sam's grandmother has been kicked out of her retirement home for growing marijuana]
Gracie: It's medicinal!
Nurse Samantha Taggart: You don't have glaucoma.
Gracie: Guess why, sweetie!
Nurse Samantha Taggart: How long are you staying, Gracie?
Gracie: Just until you throw me out, not a bit longer!
Gracie: You remember when we lived in that trailer?
Alex Taggart: You guys lived in a trailer?
Nurse Samantha Taggart: It was a mobile home.
Gracie: That's uppity for "trailer."