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Mark Hall took part in this film as a featured extra as a mall security guard, and is briefly visible during the scene in the food court where Alberta throws orange soda on Isaac. While wiping the soda from his face, Isaac briefly glances behind him to see Mark Hall's character staring back at him. See more »
How do you get them do to what you want?
Don't give them a choice. Believe in something strongly enough, even if it's total bullshit, so will everyone around you.
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Piano Sonata #1 In F Minor 1st Movement Ludwig van Beethoven (as Beethoven)
Played by Abdel Rahman El Bacha
Recording on Forlane, Catalog #UCD 16582
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This is the kind of film you could watch if you were sick in bed with the flu and there was nothing else on TV. Beyond that, consider lowing your expectations.
I remember when Leelee Sobieski and Natalie Portman were considered rivals in the media for being precocious up-and-coming teenage actresses. Both girls have grown up, and Hollywood has done them no favours. Ms. Portman will have to work very, very hard to overcome Queen Amidala, and Ms. Sobieski has gone from the supernova superwierd vixen in Stanley Kubrick's "Eyes Wide Shut" to, well, this film.
That's not to say she doesn't have appeal, at least to some folks. In this show, however, talent is wasted, ability is squandered, and the audience is assumed to be sick in bed with the flu. I would compare this film to "Bon Cop, Bad Cop", another Canadian production that took actors with chops and turned them into chopped liver.
Put another way, I think if you laughed uproariously at the humour in "Bon Cop, Bad Cop", and you never figured out that "Harry Buttman" in that film was a parody of a real person, then you will love "Walk All Over Me". I didn't think "Bon Cop, Bad Cop" was funny at all, nor entertaining, but it was "Heat" combined with "Ghostbusters" compared to this turkey.
Screwball comedies work because the humour arises from the peculiar logic of the situation. "Walk All Over Me" has precious little logic, just a long list of cliché peculiarities that fail to amuse or arouse.
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