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"My Name Is Earl" Our 'Cops' Is On! (TV Episode 2007) Poster

(TV Series)

(2007)

Quotes

Earl: Since when do you like rap music?

Joy: I'm not cheatin' on you!

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Timothy Stack: Good evening, my good man. Do you know who I am?

Officer Stuart Daniels: Of course I do, Mr. Stack.

Timothy Stack: I'm TV's Tim Stack, from movies and basic cable television. 62 items on my IMDb page. 62. But they screwed me. They counted my Quincy two-parter as one thing.

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Joy: I love you so much baby. I am gonna

[beep]

Joy: your

[beep]

Joy: [beep] with my sweet sweet sweet love

[beep]

Joy: [beep]

[beep]

Joy: [beeeeeeeeeep] .

Earl: Sssh. You had me at balls.

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Earl: [after stealing a cop car] Who's got a cop car, bi-otch?

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Joy: [impersonating a cop] If you fail the sobriety test, we will shoot you in the face.

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Randy: [trying to sing the Cops theme] Bad boys, bad boys, who you gonna call?

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Randy: [trying to sing the Cops theme] Bad boys, bad boys, what'cha gonna say?

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Earl: [after falling down with his pants around his ankles] I skinned my pecker!

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Joy: Oh, man! Not more cops? If this keeps happening, I'm going Ruby Ridge.

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[Patty has her hand inside a soda machine]

Officer Bobbi Bowman: Are you stuck again Patty?

Patty: No. I'm just trying to get my hand cold for a client who's into dead people.

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Officer Bobbi Bowman: [noticing the marijuana plants in Grandma Turner's apartment] Ma'am, whose room is this?

Darnell's Grandmother: Oh, those are my grandson's; he has such a green thumb. Why, people call him all night long to ask for advice on growing things.

[Darnell walks into the room]

Darnell's Grandmother: Why there's my grandson now! Hey peanut, I was just showing this nice officer your plants.

Officer Bobbi Bowman: [Darnell grabs two plants and jumps out of the window] Hey, come back here! Dammit!

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Earl: [Earl and Joy are riding in a stolen police car when Joy pulls over a young woman] Wait, that's my ex girlfriend. I can't let her see me; she thinks I'm dead.

Joy: Oh, hell yes; this is going to be fun.

[using the loudspeaker]

Joy: The driver will get out of the car. Ok, slut, put your hands on the fender and spread your legs. I'm sure that won't be difficult for you.

Natalie Duckworth: I'm not a slut! I only slept with one man!

Earl: [Looking into the 'COPS' camera and grinning] That was me; yeah, I hit that.

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Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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