In fifth and sixth grade Earl stole a sandwich every day from a kid named Kenny and now he wants to make up for that by offering him 274 bologna sandwiches. When Kenny - who's gay - asks Earl to teach him how to be less gay so he can sleep with more men, Earl teaches him how to behave and takes him gambling, for that is what men do. Pretty soon however, both of them are addicted. Meanwhile, Joy goes to group therapy to learn to control her anger and Randy finally decides to tell Cataline he's in love with her. Written by
Marco van Hoof <firstname.lastname@example.org>
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Disease Control leader
Earl, maybe you need to ask yourself if you have a gambling problem.
Hmm, no, I don't have a gambling problem, I'm winning, and winning is not a problem. That's like saying Michael Jordan has a basketball problem, or Def Leppard has an awesomeness problem. So why don't y'all pour some sugar on that?
References Brokeback Mountain
Saturday Night's Alright
Written by Elton John
and Bernie Taupin
Performed by Elton John See more