In fifth and sixth grade Earl stole a sandwich every day from a kid named Kenny and now he wants to make up for that by offering him 274 bologna sandwiches. When Kenny - who's gay - asks Earl to teach him how to be less gay so he can sleep with more men, Earl teaches him how to behave and takes him gambling, for that is what men do. Pretty soon however, both of them are addicted. Meanwhile, Joy goes to group therapy to learn to control her anger and Randy finally decides to tell Cataline he's in love with her. Written by
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[about what he needs to woo Catalina and tell her he loves her
I also need bubble wrap, she likes the sound it makes when it pops, because it reminds her of her childhood. You know, because of all the shooting.
References Brokeback Mountain
You Can't Always Get What You Want
Written by Mick Jagger
and Keith Richards
Performed by The Rolling Stones See more