Why Did I Get Married? (2007)
Angela: You got VD?
Marcus: [whispers] Can we talk about this in private?
Angela: No, I think y'all been talking in private quite enough. How long have you had it?
Marcus: About a week.
Angela: Was it Keisha?
Marcus: [shakes his head yes] .
Angela: No, you didn't get it from her. You got it from Walter.
Marcus: What? What are you talking about? I ain't gay!
Angela: No, I slept with him. I got my shot. I was just waiting for you to say something.
[after Mike's secret is revealed at the dinner table]
Troy: I think I should probably go.
Terry: No. I think you need to stay. We'll probably need some law enforcement up in here.
Patricia: Mike, Where's Sheila?
Mike: I made her drive, we took the plane. I should've made her walk, y'all know she fat as hell.
Patricia: Mike, do you hear what you are saying?
Diane: [to Patricia and Angela] Did he just say he made her drive?
Angela: I'm still stuck on the fat as hell part.
Marcus: You women are so used to losing that you don't even realize when you have won!
Sheila: Did I kill him?
Troy: No. but he's gonna have a headache for a while.
Sheila: I shoulda killed him.
Trina: I'm sure she's fine
Angela: Trick, was anybody talking to you?
Angela: Yes, trick. As in slut, whore, tramp. You don't know your name?
Angela: I got burned by Walter, I got my shot, I was just waitin for you to say somethin.
Patricia: I love you more than all the words in all the books in all the world.