Gus Griswald: Guys, I can put an end to this if I just told on...
Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler): [the gang puts their hands over Gus's mouth] Don't say it, Gus.
Gus Griswald: But you don't understand. It was...
Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler): [They cover Gus's mouth again] Gus, I'm serious: Don't say it. That would make you a tattletale.
Vince LaSalle: Yeah, and being a tattletale's against the Kids' Unwritten Code of Honor.
Gus Griswald: Are you sure? I mean, it is unwritten and all.
Gretchen Grundler: Not anymore, Gus.
[She holds up a card]
Gretchen Grundler: Behold! The Code has now been issued on this convenient and durable laminated reference card.
Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler): [TJ reads from the card] "Tattletale, go to jail, stick your head in a garbage pail."
[sighs]
Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler): It's pretty clear, all right.