- Grammi Gummi: [Cubbi is teaching the baby fantailed zephyr how to fly] Cubbi, what on earth are you doing?
- Cubbi Gummi: Teaching him how to fly.
- Grammi Gummi: Oh no, he's much too young!
- Cubbi Gummi: But, Grammi...
- Grammi Gummi: No buts!
- [the edge of the cliff cracks under her and she plummets to earth, along with it]
- Grammi Gummi: The poor baby might get hurrrrrrrrrrt!
- Duke Igthorn: [the ogres try lassoing the fantailed zephyrs for their capture, but they escape] Try again, you hopeless halfwits!
- Gad: Okie-dokie, Dukie!
- [starts lassoing and running after the zephyrs]
- Gad: Me show birdies who's boss!
- Grammi Gummi: [as he sticks his finger in one of the wiggleworm pies to taste it] Tummi, those pies are for the birds.
- Tummi Gummi: Yuck! You're not kiddin'.
- Duke Igthorn: This slop isn't even fit for an ogre.
- Toadwart: That's funny. I just fed it to the troops, and they loved it.
- Toadwart: If I catch one of these Dukie is sure to give me big promotion. Or maybe even a drumstick.
- Gad: [Toadwart's small net catches a fantailed zephyr's wing then he's pulled up into the air on the other end] No fair. Toadie have all the fun.
- Grammi Gummi: These birds must be famished after their long trip.
- Tummi Gummi: Yeah. I know the feeling.
- Duke Igthorn: You nitwitted knick-knack, you didn't catch a thing?
- Toadwart: I - I did net big birdie.
- Duke Igthorn: Then where is it, featherbrain?
- Duke Igthorn: Toadwart, we're going on a little birdnapping expedition.
- Toadwart: Yes, Your Flightiness.
- Duke Igthorn: [the bird Gad ropes drags him forth out onto the water] Somebody give that airhead a hand.
- Tummi Gummi: [seeing the deserted, feather-strewn landscape] Looks like there was a terrible flap-around here.
- Grammi Gummi: [singing as she rocks the baby fantailed zephyr] Rockabye, birdie, in Grammi's lap...
- Gruffi Gummi: [coming in, singing] Under that load, the rocker will flap!
- Gruffi Gummi: [the rocking chair breaks] Now look what you've done!
- Grammi Gummi: [the chick squawks and takes off] Now look what *you've* done, ya big bully!
- Duke Igthorn: My plan is working perfectly. Once I have these birds under my control, I'll take Dunwyn under my wing, whether Gregor likes it or not!
- [laughs triumphantly]
- Gruffi Gummi: Why should I risk my neck for a bunch of silly birds?
- Grammi Gummi: Because you'll have to answer to me if ya don't, Gruffi Gummi.
- Cubbi Gummi: Maybe a snack will cheer him up.
- Sunni Gummi: Good idea, Cubbi. He'll probably like that.
- Tummi Gummi: Yeah, and if he doesn't, then I will.
- Grammi Gummi: [to the birds] You don't have to be afraid of us.
- Duke Igthorn: [from behind] All, but what about *me*?
- Duke Igthorn: If despots were meant to fly we wouldn't have been given clay-headed clods like you!
- [flings Toadwart back in the moat]