- Cavin: To catch an ogre, you have to be smarter than an ogre.
- Cubbi Gummi: [Chuckles] And that's not hard.
- Grammi Gummi: I'll bake a Trojan cake and we'll hide inside.
- Gruffi Gummi: Great. We'll be safe, all right. No one'll eat it.
- Duke Igthorn: [the pyramid of ogres practicing boosting one collapses] You're supposed to go up, not down.
- Duke Igthorn: I will lead my crack ogre commando team...
- Toadwart: The few, the proud, the...
- Duke Igthorn: [stuffs an apple in his mouth] The quiet.
- Cubbi Gummi: Tiddly diddly, into the night. Make this Gummi bear vanish from sight. Now you see me...
- [flings a blanket over the ogre's eyes]
- Cubbi Gummi: Now you don't!
- [escapes]
- Ogre: [uncovers his head] Ooh. Neat trick.
- Duke Igthorn: What kind of a shortcut is this?
- Cavin: Me say short, not easy.
- Toadwart: He's got a point there.
- Duke Igthorn: [grabs Toadwart by the ears] The only point he has is at the top of his head!
- Duke Igthorn: Secure the rope.
- Cavin: [to himself] I'll secure it, all right. To the bottom of the moat.
- Duke Igthorn: [the grapple Cavin threw landed in the bush but Toadwart is tied around the upper wall] Good thinking, Toadwart.
- Toadwart: Enthusiastic Toadie always get wrapped up in his work.
- Duke Igthorn: Remember, men: the key is stealth.
- Gad: Duh, what's stealth?
- Toadwart: MEANS OGRES BE QUIET!
- Gruffi Gummi: [sees the unconscious guards while looking for the ogres] Yep. They've been here, all right.
- Zummi Gummi: [gesturing threateningly as Gad and Zook advance on him after he turned Cavin back into a human] Want the same thing to happen to you?
- Gad, Zook: [clutching each other in horror] Uh-uh.
- Toadwart: [of the approaching knights] Please, Your Reasonableness, candidates not give warm reception.
- Duke Igthorn: For once, you're right, Toadwart.
- King Gregor: People of Dunwyn, this is the brave page who saved my life.
- [the crowd cheers]
- King Gregor: I look forward to the day when I dub him a knight.
- Sir Tuxford: Well, lad, you've certainly shown you've got what it takes.
- Princess Calla: And more, Sir Tuxford.
- [kisses Cavin]
- [last lines]
- Zummi Gummi: Looks like Cavin's a really big hero today.
- Cubbi Gummi: More like an ogre-sized one.
- Gruffi Gummi: Too bad there there aren't more humans like him.
- Zummi Gummi: Who knows? Maybe someday there will be.