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"NCIS" Driven (TV Episode 2006) Poster

(TV Series)

(2006)

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Abby Sciuto: [after Gibbs saves her life] Permission to hug?

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You never have to ask.

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Jimmy Palmer: [at a sexual harassment seminar] Uh, what if, part of your job includes, touching naked people and...

Tracy Taylor: [quickly] Oh, that's inappropriate at any time!

Jimmy Palmer: Even if they're dead?

Tracy Taylor: Why are you touching dead naked people?

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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [at a sexual harassment seminar] What if you slap someone in the back of the head like this?

[slaps the back of McGee's head. McGee hits him back]

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Would that be considered inappropriate behavior?

Tracy Taylor: Absolutely. Are you saying that this has actually happened?

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [pause and looks at Gibbs] No, I was just wondering. That's all.

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Officer Ziva David: [after falling on top of McGee] That better be your handcuffs!

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Officer Ziva David: If red light is for sexually assaulting a co-worker, what color is for murder?

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Uh, how's black light sound?

Officer Ziva David: Works for me.

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Special Agent Timothy McGee: I did it Abby. I figured out how they got in.

Abby Sciuto: [coming up from behind McGee] How did you know I was here?

Special Agent Timothy McGee: ...I didn't.

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Torsten Engler: All I'm saying, Agent DiNozzo, is our entire team is under a tremendous amount of stress. We're competing against dozens of teams. Three and a half years of work, and it all comes down to a single proof of concept test.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Robot car race?

Torsten Engler: In crude terms, yes.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: What do you get if you win?

Torsten Engler: Recognition in my field.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: What about one of those cool trophies like they hand out in Nascar?

Torsten Engler: I wouldn't know. I'm a scientist, not a... redneck.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: It is the fastest growing sport in the country.

Torsten Engler: I rest my case.

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Tracy Taylor: From the video it's clear that sexual harassment can take many forms in the work place: a coworker with "elevator eyes" looking you up and down, a coworker shows you a cartoon or picture of a sexual nature...

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [to Ziva] If you're lucky.

Tracy Taylor: a coworker's hand "accidentally" brushes up against your body.

Officer Ziva David: [to Tony] If you're really lucky.

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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Ducky won't be here. He's gotta take his mom to the hospital.

Jimmy Palmer: Is Victoria all right?

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Well she cut herself shaving, and for some reason he thinks you can handle this?

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Officer Ziva David: [after falling on top of McGee] That had better be your handcuff.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Oh, this is a classic "yellow light" situation.

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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Curious to find out what follows "red light" behavior, Ziva?

Officer Ziva David: Uh... potential pregnancy?

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Officer Ziva David: Test results come back already?

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Yes, I'm pregnant. McGee's gonna be very proud.

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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [singing while posing as a busker during a surveillance on a group of diners in a nearby restaurant] In my perspective, I see the people from the big jet plane. The woman looks Teutonic. She drinks a vodka tonic and two bald men sit with her, waiting for a fourth. They are not going to order than main course, until that person comes.

[a nearby stray dog starts howling]

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Everyone's a critic.

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