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"Gilmore Girls" Santa's Secret Stuff (TV Episode 2007) Poster

(TV Series)

(2007)

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Rory: Sounds like you're over thinking this. Maybe if you just put pen to paper.

Lorelai: I tried that, I thought, "I'll just sit down and write whatever comes - no judgment, no inner critic." Boy was that a bad idea.

Rory: Really? Why?

Lorelai: Because my brain is a wild jungle full of scary gibberish. "I'm writing a letter, I can't write a letter, why can't I write a letter? I'm wearing a green dress, I wish I was wearing my blue dress, my blue dress is at the cleaner's. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue, 'Casablanca' is such a good movie. Casablanca, the White House, Bush. Why don't I drive a hybrid car? I should really drive a hybrid car. I should really take my bicycle to work. Bicycle, unicycle, unitard. Hockey puck, rattlesnake, monkey, monkey, underpants!"

Rory: Hockey puck, rattlesnake, monkey, monkey, underpants?

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Lorelai: I'm so mad at you!

Rory: What kind of greeting is that?

Lorelai: What kind of daughter doesn't let her mother pick her up at the airport?

Rory: The kind who parks her car at the airport car park.

Lorelai: But I'm the kind of mother who picks her daughter up at the airport, you know, with flowers and coffee and a fake chauffeur's sign. Why would you mess with my sense of self?

Rory: My car was parked at the airport car park.

Lorelai: So what, I could have driven to the airport, picked you up, brought you back. Then we both could have driven to pick up your car and come here.

Rory: Yeah, 'cause that wouldn't be a waste of gas or anything.

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Rory: I love our trees!

Georgia 'GG' Hayden: Me too!

Christopher: You don't think our trees are...

Lorelai: What?

Christopher: Maybe a little homely?

Lorelai: Homely?

Christopher: I'm just saying.

Rory: What!

Lorelai: What are you saying?

Christopher: That our trees are not classically good-looking. I mean if you were to look up "tree" in the dictionary, you would not find one of these fellows.

Lorelai: Why would you look up "tree" in the dictionary?

Rory: So we don't have classically good-looking trees.

Lorelai: [At Chris] You don't know what a tree is.

Rory: Come on, look at that tree.

Christopher: I'm looking.

Rory: That tree has character.

Lorelai: It does.

Rory: That tree has earned character by persevering through freezing winters and forest fires and floods.

Lorelai: This tree's a fighter.

Rory: Woodpeckers, I mean maniacal woodpeckers just pecking at its trunk.

Lorelai: Survivor.

Rory: Peck, peck, peck, day in and day out.

Lorelai: That tree's a champion.

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Rory: It smells so good in here with all our trees.

Lorelai: It's like a dozen car air fresheners.

Rory: Just imagine how good it's gonna be once all our trees are here.

Christopher: This is crazy!

Lorelai: Seven trees.

Christopher: Which was crazy.

Lorelai: What? Buck a tree.

Rory: Dad, we have to have at least one tree in the kitchen.

Georgia 'GG' Hayden: Yeah, dad.

Christopher: I'm in a forest of crazy.

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