Margene Heffman: [telling her mother about Nicki and Barb, who she says are her neighbors] They're very conservative. We don't drink.
Virginia Ginger Heffman: You're kidding! I brought 2 bottles of Stoli.
Margene Heffman: [slightly shocked] I'm pregnant, Ma!
Virginia Ginger Heffman: Just an old wives tale.