Mater and the Ghostlight (2006 Video)

Larry the Cable Guy: Mater

Quotes 

• Sheriff : You see son, the only thing to be scared of out here is your imagination.

  Doc Hudson : Yep. That, and of course, the Screaming Banshee. Well, good night!

  All cars : Good night!

  [All drive off, except Mater, then all lights shut off] 

  Tow Mater : The screaming what?

  [shakes] 

• Tow Mater : THE GHOSTLIGHT!

• Tow Mater : [laughing]  Oh, buddy! You look like you've just seen... the Ghostlight!

  Sheriff : Mater! Don't mock the Ghostlight!

  Lightning McQueen : What is the Ghostlight?

  [silence for 10 seconds] 

  Sheriff : The Ghostlight is a glowing orb of blue translucent light that haunts these very parts.

  Tow Mater : Nah, don't be too scared, buddy, it ain't real.

  Sheriff : It is real! It all started on a night like tonight. The song dogs were wailin' at the moon of Cadillac Range while the summer wind blew hot like the breath of Zozobra. A young couple was heading down this very stretch of the mother road when they spotted an unnatural blue glow, and all that was left were two out-of-state license plates. So remember: The one thing that angers the Ghostlight more than anything else is the sound of clanking metal.

  [Mater's metal body clanks and tries to keeps it from shaking] 

  Sheriff : As you head home tonight, keep an eye out. The Ghostlight could be anywhere. Well, good night!

  Sally Carrera : Whew, I'm bushed. Good night!

  All cars : Good night.

  [All drive off to their homes and turn lights off] 

  Tow Mater : Uh, good night.

  [Street and neon lights shut off] 

• Tow Mater : The Ghostlight's gonna strip my parts, and sell them on the computer auction website.

• Tow Mater : [to the screaming Banshee]  You better run. They say there's a Banshee out here somewhere tonight, but I ain't seen 'im yet. G'night.