Scrubs (TV Series)
My Friend with Money (2007)
Christa Miller: Jordan Sullivan
Quotes
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Jordan Sullivan : So... you have postpartum depression.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : No, I have the weepies.
Dr. Christopher Turk : No, baby, you got...
Jordan Sullivan : You have no lines in this play.
Dr. Christopher Turk : OK.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Jordan, I can handle it.
Jordan Sullivan : Really? What do you got there in your hand?
Nurse Carla Espinosa : A job application for The Gap...
[starts to cry]
Jordan Sullivan : Oh, that's a good career move...
Nurse Carla Espinosa : [crying and sobbing] Look, all I ever wanted was to be a mother, and now that I am one I feel like I'm not cut out for it.
Jordan Sullivan : And you're ashamed of that?
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Well, wouldn't you be?
Jordan Sullivan : Yeah, I was. What's the worst feeling you've had since you've had the baby?
Nurse Carla Espinosa : I don't know.
Jordan Sullivan : When Jack wouldn't stop crying I wanted to throw that bastard out the window.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Really? I wanted to throw Isabella out the window... yeah. But we just had our apartment repainted and all the window were sealed shut; so I just wanted t drop her off the roof!
[starts to cry again]
Dr. Christopher Turk : [whispering] Oh, my God!
Jordan Sullivan : Listen, you can't get rid of it by sheer force of will or positive thinking or taking advice from a big Hollywood movie star and the dead science fiction writer he worships; you need to get some help.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Ah... OK.
Dr. Christopher Turk : That's what I've been trying...
Jordan Sullivan : If you talk again I'm going to eat you!