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"Veronica Mars" Poughkeepsie, Tramps and Thieves (TV Episode 2007) Poster

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Madison Sinclair: [in lingere store] Oh, didn't you know? Logan and I hooked up over the summer. I guess you guys were split, huh? Well, as a friend, he's not too big on the one-piece numbers.

[walks away]

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Veronica: Sir Cheats-a-Lot. How's business?

Max: It's like no one here wants to do his own work. I've actually brought in employees.

Veronica: Question. Does your team provide study guides for ethics exams?

Max: Every day. Yeah, the irony has kind of faded over time.

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Veronica: So we're straight, this girl you love: you don't know where she lives, who she's marrying, or, if I understand correctly, her name.

Max: I know her first name.

Veronica: A triumph.

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Max: Have a seat.

Veronica: No, thanks. It's easier to be nosy if I can mill about.

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Veronica: The glass-is-half-full version: Chelsea's not getting married.

Max: Are you serious?

Veronica: Yeah. The half-empty version is... she's a hooker.

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Brian: He wasn't a virgin?

Fred: We spent five hundred each on a hooker, and he wasn't a virgin?

Veronica: No, you spent five hundred each, and he's still a virgin.

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Veronica: Wait, there really is a Mr. Happyfists? I thought that was just colorful language.

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Veronica: When you rip off the breakaway pants, thrust your pelvis towards the bachelorette. Remember, its her special day.

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