Olivia Benson: Love's a bitch.
Det. Elliot Stabler: Tell me about it.
Olivia Benson: You know, we've been partners all these years. I don't even know your blood type.
Det. Elliot Stabler: A-postiive.
Olivia Benson: How 'bout that? Me too.
Det. Elliot Stabler: [both enter elevator and turn and face door looking forward in thought] I'd give you a kidney.
Olivia Benson: Not if I gave you mine first.
[elevator doors close]
Det. John Munch: [regarding death threats] That's why none of my four ex-wives ever made good on their threats. There's nothing to inherit.
Det. Elliot Stabler: Except your Warren Commission memorabilia.
Steve: [Det. Stabler is roughing up a suspect with one broken arm in the interview room] Why do you got to be so rough?
Det. Elliot Stabler: Because you still have one arm to break.
Olivia Benson: Yeah, my partner has a real anger management problem. I thought he had it under control. Apparently, I was wrong.
Det. Elliot Stabler: [looks up to Benson who had just returned as his partner after his few weeks partnered up with Danni Beck] I've had a tough couple of weeks.
Olivia Benson: [to the suspect] Seriously. He WILL break your arm.
Det. Elliot Stabler: [after finding out that their suspect planted a microchip into his wife's body to see if she was cheating on him, which she was] Hmm... The guy invented a "Ho-Jack."
Geneva Dworkin: [masculine woman hitting on Benson] What's your name?
Olivia Benson: Detective.
[Benson walks away]
Capt. Donald Cragen: [to Elliot] You're not my type.
M.E. Melinda Warner: So, you're working this alone?
Det. Elliot Stabler: Yeah
M.E. Melinda Warner: Where's detective Beck?
Det. Elliot Stabler: Eh, Dani is went back to warrents
M.E. Melinda Warner: You're getting another new partner?
Det. Elliot Stabler: No, they've run out
Olivia Benson: [Leaving a house where the wife told Benson one version and the husband told Stabler another version] So you get an affair. I get a fairy tale.
[Benson and Stabler enter the Medical Examiner's room. She looks surprised to see Benson back]
M.E. Melinda Warner: [to Stabler] So you are recycling old partners?
Olivia Benson: [a bit offended] Old?
M.E. Melinda Warner: Welcome back, Liv.
Det. John Munch: Technology's made it so much easier to spy on people, family, even strangers.
Det. Elliot Stabler: Not everybody's a snoop.
Det. John Munch: No? Do you use Spyware to find out what sites your kids visit online? Do you?
Det. Elliot Stabler: My kids don't go online unless I know where they're going.
Det. John Munch: Exactly, you call it being a concerned parent, I call it Big Brother.
Det. Elliot Stabler: You're out of line, Casey.
A.D.A. Casey Novak: What's your excuse?
Olivia Benson: Are you through with the character assassination?
Det. Elliot Stabler: You like to play with needles? You should learn to sterilize them.
Glenn Cheales: What's wrong with her?
Olivia Benson: She's septic. Now start talking.
Glenn Cheales: You don't understand, she has a liver condition.
Olivia Benson: We know all about it, now talk.
Naomi Cheales: How long has this chip been in my shoulder?
Glenn Cheales: 3 weeks. One night before bed, I drugged your tea and injected you.
Naomi Cheales: Why did you do it?
Glenn Cheales: I thought you were cheating on me. I was right.
Naomi Cheales: [septic and dying from a dirty needle] Are you happy now?