Detective Elliot Stabler: [arriving at a scene where a van's being lifted out of the water] John, what do we got?
Detective John Munch: The van tried to take a shortcut to Brooklyn. The river got in the way.
A.D.A. Casey Novak: [when the defense attorney tries to disprove Novak's theories by comparing opinions] What is this your Honor, Ebert & Roeper?
Detective Elliot Stabler: Handcuffed to the van, who let them out?
Uniform cop: Probably the driver, looks like there were two adults in the van, a woman with one shoe
[picks up a shoe]
Uniform cop: and one man with no hair.
[picks up a wig]
Detective Dani Beck: We need you to tell the truth about what Bud and Rita did.
Eden: You mean the bad stuff?
Detective Dani Beck: What bad stuff?
Eden: They put a hose in my mouth until water came out my nose.