When Evil Calls (2006– )When Evil Calls centres around the mysterious appearance of a text message that grants the students of at Wilburn High School their wildest desires. |
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When Evil Calls (2006– )When Evil Calls centres around the mysterious appearance of a text message that grants the students of at Wilburn High School their wildest desires. |
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Samantha
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| Sean Pertwee | ... |
The Janitor
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| Dominique Pinon | ... |
Detective Ringwald
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| Chris Barrie | ... |
Headmaster
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Lois Winstone | ... |
Kirsty
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| Sean Brosnan | ... |
Nelson
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Oscar Pearce | ... |
The Clown
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| Rick Warden | ... |
Mr. Dale
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Lucy Barker | ... |
Miss Nibb
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Shaun Hutson | ... |
Daniel's Stepdad
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Victoria Aitken | ... |
Jane
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Katherine Baillie | ... |
Basketball Girl 6
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Marc Baylis | ... |
Al
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Benjamin Beechy | ... |
Charlie
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Amy Bennett | ... |
Basketball Girl 2
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In the Willburn Hall, a Sixth Form College, the janitor tells the story of the geek Samantha Neil, the outcast Headmaster's daughter, in twenty episodes. Episode 1: The Wish - An evil Djinn dressed like a clown offers a wish to Samantha. In return, Samantha should indicate two schoolmates to receive a phone call offering a wish. She wishes to be popular and her wish comes true and she dates Daniel. Episode 2: Bad Trip - A girl wishes to be prettier than the gorgeous Victoria, and she is accidentally deformed by acid in the laboratory. Episode 3: Passed Away - The unpopular Neville has acne on his face and wishes to have no spot. He is locked in a garbage can by the bully Kirsty and rats eat his face. Episode 4: Die-T - The fat boy Kenny wishes to be thin and he is pressed against a wall by a van. Episode 5: Beauty and the Geek - The alcoholic detective Ringwald comes to the college with his partner Detective Nelson to interview the Headmaster. Meanwhile, a nerd wishes to kiss the ... Written by Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
It is difficult to imagine anyone making a worse movie on purpose. Even my current Worst Movie Ever Made, "Night Divides the Day," was made by a bunch of clueless college kids with home video cameras and no money. This movie was made by professionals, with real actors and a budget. Deliberately trying to cash in on the current J-horror craze (even going so far as to cast a vaguely Asian-looking woman as the "star"), the story of an evil force spreading mayhem through text messages sounds promising but ultimately turns into an enormous pile of crud. Stupid jokes, unconvincing special effects, gratuitous nudity, and frankly ridiculous and predictable vignettes. Avoid this movie at all costs, even if it means renting "Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector" instead. "When Evil Calls" is *that* bad.