Andrew Voss: The sultry and sensual Karl Stefanovic. There's two words I didn't think I'd have to use to describe Karl, but watching him skate these days has become a bit like watching the Discovery Channel - you get to see some interesting stuff you didn't know existed.
Dermott Brereton: We needed the lunge tonight, but I'm kind of glad with my manhood that I can't get down that low.
Andrew Voss: [Commenting on Jackie Kelly after her performance] I Will Survive the song, she's looking to survive past tonight, but she had the look of a lady trying to get some legislation through Parliament at about 2 in the morning - she meant business.
Andrew Voss: [after Jules Lund attempts a "stiff lizard" slide at the end of his routine and crashes into the doors] Hey, who shut the doors?
Andrew Voss: [Talking about Jules Lund] The giraffe on ice tonight in an outfit that is one of a kind, but then again do you really believe there'd be two of them with outfits like that?
Jules Lund: I'm just really glad I didn't injure myself because I don't want to be taken to the emergency ward wearing this.
Jamie Durie: My jaws are hurting from laughing. The stiff lizard, talk me through that, champion.
Jules Lund: It was either that or frozen peas.
Jules Lund: I'm standing behind Kristina for that very reason.
Jules Lund: I was going to put some socks in there and I thought the girls would run towards me, and then I realised they were running away, and then Karl told me they had moved around to the back.
Jayne Torvill: [Talking about Jules Lund] He's got this nickname of the giraffe, the skating giraffe. They've even started making toys for you -
[presents Jules with a toy giraffe]
Jayne Torvill: a giraffe with skates on.
Jamie Durie: There you go mate, you've got your reward.
Jayne Torvill: A lucky mascot.
Jamie Durie: Isn't that beautiful?
Jules Lund: I'm not sure if I should be happy or sad.
Sami Lukis: So Jason, how should the armlines be done? Can you give us an example?
Jason Gardiner: Well, I can't give an example obviously because I'm sat here, but there were some lines that you were doing that were not complimentary to your legs.
Jackie Kelly: You have no powess, Jason.
Jason Gardiner: I have no what?
Jackie Kelly: Powess
Jackie Kelly: Again it's Ray Hadley coming in there, but I'm taking the word Australia-wide now. Saturday morning, Sydney radio 2GB.
Jason Gardiner: Yes, I've got better things to do.