| Kevin Sorbo | ... | Father Douglas Middleton | |
| Peter MacNeill | ... | Deadmarsh | |
| Natalie Brown | ... | Khali Spence | |
| Brendan Beiser | ... | Dr. Connolly | |
| Frank Adamson | ... | Lowell Kent | |
| Gordon Tanner | ... | Symes | |
| Brittany Scobie | ... | Mikaela Strovsky | |
| Brett Donahue | ... | Tony | |
| Paige Bannister | ... | Aimee | |
| Tom Keenan | ... | Hank | |
| Blake Taylor | ... | Reggie | |
| Rob McLaughlin | ... | Eugene Herman | |
| Gene Pyrz | ... | Jim Bailey | |
| Tracey Nepinak | ... | Khali's Grandmother | |
| Kevin Aichele | ... | Dutch | |
| Mike Bell | ... | Construction Foreman | |
| Aimee Cadorath | ... | Young Khali | |
| Lindsay Embroyle | ... | Paramedic | |
| David Stuart Evans | ... | Clerk (as David Evans) | |
| Craig Matthews | ... | Hard Hat | |
| Kyle Nobess | ... | Sheik | |
| Thanya Romero | ... | Manuela | |
| Karl Thordarson | ... | Mr. Briggs | |
| Julia Van de Spiegle | ... | Woman in the mirror | |
| Tanakh | ... | Ajax | |
| rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| David Winning | ... | Beast in the Woods / Angry Arab guest / TV announcer (voice) (uncredited) | |
Directed by | |||
| David Winning | |||
Writing credits | ||
| Mark Mullin | (written by) & | |
| Ethlie Ann Vare | (written by) | |
Original Music by | |||
| Michael Richard Plowman | |||
Cinematography by | |||
| Brenton Spencer | (director of photography) | ||
Film Editing by | |||
| Mark Sanders | |||
Casting by | |||
| Jim Heber | |||
Production Design by | |||
| Réjean Labrie | |||
Art Direction by | |||
| Scott Rossell | |||
Set Decoration by | |||
| Owen Bird | |||
Costume Design by | |||
| Maureen Petkau | |||
Makeup Department | |||
| Ediena Hawkes | .... | key hair stylist | |
| Amanda Kuryk | .... | special effects makeup: daily (as Amanda Lesage) | |
| Brenda Magalas | .... | key makeup artist | |
| Beth Ann McIvor | .... | makeup assistant | |
| Doug Morrow | .... | special effects makeup artist | |
| Brenda Rocchio | .... | first assistant hair stylist | |
Production Management | |||
| Danielle Audette | .... | post-production supervisor | |
| Kate Harrison | .... | production supervisor | |
| Dave Mahoney | .... | production manager | |
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director | |||
| Megan Basaraba | .... | second assistant director | |
| Douglas Mitchell | .... | first assistant director | |
| Markian Saray | .... | third assistant director | |
Art Department | |||
| Gary Barringer | .... | graphic artist | |
| Lindsey Bart | .... | assistant set decorator | |
| Ryan Berzuk | .... | daily assistant property master | |
| Nick Burns | .... | storyboard artist (as Nicholas Burns) | |
| Jim Cebrowski | .... | construction coordinator | |
| Bruce Cook | .... | set dresser | |
| Jason Gibbs | .... | property master | |
| Mary Esther Griffith | .... | key scenic artist | |
| Michael Kemkaran | .... | lead carpenter | |
| Jason Kenett | .... | art department assistant (as Jason Kennett) | |
| Robert Kestler | .... | daily props crew (as Rob Kestler) | |
| Alexis Labra | .... | on-set dresser | |
| Robert K. Laurie | .... | set dresser | |
| Rodel Manoy | .... | draftsperson | |
| Robb Paraskevopoulos | .... | lead set dresser | |
| Ray Peterson | .... | props buyer | |
| Chris Roznowsky | .... | assistant property master | |
| Karl Sisson | .... | painter | |
| Scott Solmundson | .... | assistant lead carpenter | |
| Remi Verfaillie | .... | set buyer | |
| Khali Wenaus | .... | assistant art director | |
| Robert Williams | .... | scenic carpenter | |
| Paul Zacharias | .... | scenic artist | |
| Jamie Lou Morneau | .... | art department assistant (uncredited) | |
Sound Department | |||
| Russ Dyck | .... | foley artist | |
| Bruce Little | .... | post sound supervisor | |
| Bruce Little | .... | re-recording editor | |
| Anita Lubosch | .... | sound effects design | |
| Anita Lubosch | .... | sound effects editor | |
| Paul Morrow | .... | dialogue editor | |
| Roberto Romero | .... | cable puller | |
| Sacha Rosen | .... | boom operator | |
| Dino Schiavone | .... | production sound mixer | |
| John Schritt | .... | foley engineer | |
Special Effects by | |||
| Tim Harding | .... | special effects coordinator | |
| John Jennissen | .... | special effects first assistant | |
| Ryan Patton | .... | special effects second assistant: daily | |
| Robert Potter | .... | special effects second assistant: daily | |
| Arlea Ashcroft | .... | pyrotechnician (uncredited) | |
Visual Effects by | |||
| Brad Hoplock | .... | visual effects | |
| Mark Savela | .... | special visual effects designer | |
| Jeremy Hampton | .... | visual effects (uncredited) | |
| Joel Skeete | .... | digital compositor: Ronin Visual Effects (uncredited) | |
Stunts | |||
| Rick Skene | .... | stunt coordinator | |
| Lori MacKay | .... | stunt performer (uncredited) | |
| Garth Merkeley | .... | stunt double (uncredited) | |
| Chuck Robinson | .... | stunt coordinator (uncredited) | |
| Darren Ross | .... | stunt double (uncredited) | |
| Dan Skene | .... | stunt coordinator (uncredited) | |
Camera and Electrical Department | |||
| François Balcaen | .... | key grip | |
| Ryan Beresford | .... | daily electrician: LX | |
| Gabriel Daniels | .... | lead grip | |
| Conroy Finnegan | .... | best boy grip (as Conroy Finnigan) | |
| Allen Fraser | .... | still photographer | |
| Casey Harrison | .... | daily second assistant camera: "b" camera | |
| Jason Heke | .... | second assistant camera: "a" camera | |
| Ryan Herdman | .... | lamp operator | |
| Cliff Hokanson | .... | Steadicam | |
| Cliff Hokanson | .... | camera operator: "a" camera | |
| Joao Holowka | .... | gaffer (as João Luis Holowka) | |
| Joe Hurlburt | .... | intern: LX, FTM | |
| Michael Kelly | .... | daily electrician: LX | |
| Jay Kohne | .... | daily first assistant camera: "b" camera | |
| Charles Konowal | .... | camera operator: "b" camera | |
| Darren Lannoo | .... | rigging grip | |
| Aaron Mallin | .... | daily camera trainee | |
| Conor McGoey | .... | daily grip | |
| Craig McWade | .... | daily grip | |
| Jeremy Milmine | .... | lead electric (as Jeremiah Milmine) | |
| Jonathan Muller | .... | camera trainee | |
| Murray O'Shea | .... | generator operator | |
| Nicolas Phillips | .... | daily rigging electric: LX (as Nicholas Phillips) | |
| Tai Pu | .... | best boy electric | |
| Daniel Quesnel | .... | daily second assistant camera: "b" camera | |
| Chris Roy | .... | daily grip | |
| Paul Sigurdson | .... | first assistant camera: "a" camera (as [Paul] Einar Sigurdson) | |
| Vince Syposh | .... | daily grip | |
| Terry Thiessen | .... | grip | |
| Robert Thomson | .... | dolly grip (as Robert H. Thomson) | |
| Shauna Townley | .... | daily first assistant camera: "b" camera | |
Animation Department | |||
| Gary Barringer | .... | animator | |
Casting Department | |||
| Eleanor Erum | .... | extras casting assistant | |
| Kari Rieger | .... | extras casting: Kari Casting | |
| Joey Ritche | .... | casting associate: Canada (as Joey Ritchie) | |
Costume and Wardrobe Department | |||
| Carolyn Bradshaw | .... | truck costumer | |
| Paula Dunfield | .... | set costume supervisor | |
| Nadine Falk | .... | costume buyer | |
| Karen Kristalovich | .... | assistant costume designer | |
| Amy Sztulwark | .... | costume assistant | |
| Angela Wells | .... | costumer (uncredited) | |
Editorial Department | |||
| Gord Higham | .... | dailies: HD | |
| Andrew Shire | .... | technician: Avid | |
| Brittany Smith | .... | assistant editor | |
| Ben Wytinck | .... | on-line assistant | |
| Tony Wytinck | .... | on-line editor | |
Transportation Department | |||
| Boris Danyliuk | .... | driver | |
| Ron Jennings | .... | daily driver | |
| Glen Kerr | .... | driver: honeywagon (as Glenn Kerr) | |
| Jason LaFrance | .... | picture vehicles | |
| Dave Perich | .... | driver (as David Perich) | |
| Garry 'Diesel' Trosky | .... | transportation coordinator (as Garry Trosky) | |
| Corey Walker | .... | daily driver | |
| Ralph Walker | .... | transport captain (as D. Ralph Walker) | |
| David Wharry | .... | driver: cast | |
| Jeff Zaporzan | .... | driver: honeywagon | |
Other crew | |||
| Neal Baksh | .... | assistant location manager: off-site | |
| Crystal Biloski | .... | daily production assistant | |
| Tony Braga | .... | security coordinator | |
| Milt Bruchanski | .... | location scout (as Milton Bruchanski) | |
| Michael Buffi | .... | production assistant | |
| Michael Chirsky | .... | assistant production coordinator | |
| Paul Courchaine | .... | second assistant accountant | |
| Randy Cyr | .... | assistant location manager: on-set | |
| Barb DeJonge | .... | office production assistant | |
| Andrew Eddy | .... | vice president: program strategy and investment | |
| Cathie J. Edgar | .... | location manager (as Cathie Edgar) | |
| Jordan Fines | .... | animal wrangler (as Jordan Heppner) | |
| Wendy Gaboury | .... | production accountant | |
| Andrew Gallinger | .... | production assistant | |
| Don Gaudet | .... | general manager: programming, Sun TV | |
| Kate Godley | .... | set production assistant | |
| Trina Hickey | .... | associate to the producers | |
| Andrea Hutchison | .... | production coordinator (as Andrea J. 'Hollywood' Hutchison) | |
| Robert Lagrou | .... | watchperson | |
| Derek Luis | .... | executive director: independent films, Sun TV (as Derrick Luis) | |
| Tanya Mazur | .... | script supervisor | |
| Nathan McDougall | .... | sous chef | |
| Ross Mrazek | .... | production financing: Canadian Imperial Bank of Commerce | |
| Jennifer Omoth | .... | first assistant accountant | |
| Sara Paquin | .... | assistant to executive producer | |
| Judy Penner | .... | clerk | |
| Monique Perro | .... | assistant to producer | |
| Paul Popeski | .... | production counsel | |
| John Prentice | .... | daily production assistant | |
| Dave Priestly | .... | daily production assistant | |
| Barbara Sacks | .... | financial supervisor | |
| RoseAnna Schick | .... | electronic press kit | |
| RoseAnna Schick | .... | publicist | |
| Carl Scott | .... | catering | |
| Carolyn Stamegna | .... | production counsel: Goodmans LLP | |
| Judy Thomlinson | .... | craft service assistant (as Judy Tomlinson) | |
| Samantha Traub | .... | production counsel: Goodmans LLP (as Samantha) | |
| Michelle Walker | .... | craft service | |
| Michelle Walker | .... | first aid | |
| John Weber | .... | production executive | |
| Ryan Wuckert | .... | office production assistant | |
| Cory Fines | .... | assistant animal trainer (uncredited) | |
| Chantelle Kadyschuk | .... | location trainee (uncredited) | |
| Fawnda Neckoway | .... | office production assistant intern (uncredited) | |
Thanks | |||
| Cindy Lavallee | .... | special thanks | |
| Roger Roulette | .... | special thanks | |
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...in the form of The Goo That Kills! From beneath the earth, it gets up and kills! Die, you pitiful humans with no respect for Mother Nature! Die in Hell and suffer a Thousand Deaths!
Nevermind that. I just felt like screaming something, anything, whatever, after seeing The Goo That Puts You To Sleep. There I was thinking the concept of a sinister mass of undefined substance rising from the bowels of the earth to take revenge on mankind sounded kind of cool. Knowing beforehand that this was (co-)produced by RHI, I knew I didn't have to expect a horror flick heavy on the stomach. RHI produces films & mini-series for television, but at least from what I had seen of them so far, most of their productions were supported by decent budgets, nice effects and a capable cast. I'm talking stuff from the 90's here, like the outer-space thriller "Lifepod" (1993) and their adaptation of "Gulliver's Travels" (1994). But after just now having seen "Something Beneath", I took the liberty of looking up their filmography as a production company again. And oh yes, things really went downhill for them in this new millennium. I can't see anyone who has seen the recent "Rise of the Gargoyles" (2009) disagreeing with me on that.
As the main location in "something Beneath", we have some sort of hotel/resort in which an environmental conference is about to be held. But the conference never happens, as guests start dying mysterious deaths. Responsible for the killings, is this black goo that's got the whole plumbing system of the resort messed up. When your skin touches the goo, you start hallucinating about your deepest fears, and you die, in one way or another. A guy who has asthma, gets pulled into the ground and suffocates. An extremely annoying celebrity babe - who again has me convinced that all video-bloggers are narcissistic, egotistical morons - gets assaulted by an ugly old hag coming from a mirror. A guy who likes playing zombie-shooting games gets attacked by the living dead. And this goes on until some priest & an executive lady in charge figure out what's going on. Then they hit the sewers and try to destroy this thing from beneath. It all turns out to be the umpteenth blue-print for yet another unworthy creature feature.
I admit, there are much worse films out there and still being made in this day and age, even for television (Sci-Fi Channel products probably is your safest bet to catch one of those). But "Something Beneath" turned out so unimaginative and uninspired, I couldn't even have much fun with it. The plot throws in a whole bunch of very different characters, and none of them really work together at any point. The make-up effects are passable. The CGI just average (and thankfully not overused). The orchestrated death sequences try to be original, but painfully lack a decent execution and are poorly crafted. No mood, no atmosphere, no tension, no scares. The final money shot of the blob creature in all its glory is present, but the damn thing doesn't do anything. Yes, it hints at something Lovecraftian or may even have you reminiscing some older, British B&W sci-fi classics, but nobody can convince me that all this served as an inspiration to the makers of "Something Beneath". And how they defeat the slimy creature this time, is simply preposterous.
I can't imagine in a million years "Something Beneath" being worth it for any serious horror fan. Perhaps Kevin Sorbo fans might watch and enjoy it, but what else would they do in their spare time anyway? So for those who decide to watch this film and happen to think it's awesome, you can go seek out Jim Wynorski's "Project Viper" (2002). It's an equally awesome movie, but this time featuring an undefined gray gooey substance from space. And if you want to take it a few steps up the quality ladder and watch an undiscovered recent masterpiece in the 'undefined organisms engulfing the earth and swallowing mankind' sub-genre, there's this one film called "Living Hell (aka Organizm)" (2008) that will probably rock your world. Enjoy!