BloodRayne: Deliverance (2007 Video)
Pat Garret: Newton, life is like a penis. When it's hard you get screwed. When it's soft you can't beat it.
Rayne: [to Billy the Kid] Big speech... small guns... you tryin' to compensate for somethin'?
Billy the Kid: Tell me Mr.
Billy the Kid: Pyles, is writing stories your reason to live?
Newton Pyles: ...Yes!
Billy the Kid: Then bare witness the greatest story ever foretold!