Everyone gets on a back-to-nature kick. Barth converts his burger joint into an all mineral eatery. Failure at flame from two rubbed sticks puts Boy Scout Alasdair up before the firing squad. Carpet in the forest brings the wrath of Mother Nature. A lucky charm from the wild gets Vanessa booted from a civilized establishment. The fourth element of nature befalls a wary student. BackPac-Man teaches Kevin and Alasdair all about nature at the arcade. Blip prepares for a hike. Alasdair ends a camping trip by pitching the family tent. Kevin goes big game hunting in the wilds of New Jersey. Barth goes small game hunting in the calm of a back alley. Alasdair's grossed by Lance's lesson in fish cleaning. The latest unwanted field trip forces Schidtler's class to "Refuse the Cruise." The wide Grand Canyon reminds Lisa of Christine while the babbling Colorado River reminds Christine of Lisa. Lance brings home a whopper. Kevin and Alasdair experience the punishment cabin at summer camp. Lisa ... Written by
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Mr. Schidtler asks his class for "the four natural elements of the universe." They respond with "earth, air, fire and water," which compose the Ancient Classic Element System. As to "elements in the universe," there are 90 that occur "naturally," with hydrogen being the most common. Nowadays, and for a long while, students are more apt to be taught the four states of matter - solid, liquid, gaseous and plasma - which would not have set up the scene's joke. See more
Alasdair, I'm going to have to put you on a diet of natural foods.
Two tons of alfalfa sprouts. Let's see... a hundred pounds of powdered yeast. Fifty gallons of cider vinegar.
Will all this help me?
Help YOU? No, not you - my nephew. Just opened up a health food store.
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