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"My Name Is Earl" Robbed a Stoner Blind (TV Episode 2006) Poster

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Woody: Whoever said laughter is the best medicine never had gonorrhea.

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Earl Hickey: I went through the checklist Woody gave me and got some things. Fluorescent bulbs that use less electricity. Reusable hemp bags for shopping. And look: shampoo that's not tested on animals. I feel bad for those lab animals running around with dirty hair but - if it's better for the environment, that's the sacrifice they have to make.

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Randy Hickey: I need real TV! I need real food!

Earl Hickey: You have to excuse my brother Randy. When he hasn't had TV or food, he gets this angry, dizzy Hulk thing going. That's the angry part.

[Randy faints]

Earl Hickey: And that's the dizzy part.

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Randy Hickey: These hippies are crazy, Earl. They don't believe in plastic. That's crazy! I know plastic exists! I've seen it!

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Joy Turner: Hey, Lance Armstrong! Don't you know riding bicycles gives you nut cancer?

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Earl Hickey: You guys make your own wine? I tried to make tequila once, but I didn't know what was in it besides worms. Pretty gross. It still got me drunk though.

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Earl Hickey: You guys can make your own shirts?

Woody: We make a lot of our own clothes on this loom.

Earl Hickey: Fruit of the loom. It all makes sense now.

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