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Blonde and Blonder (2007)

PG-13 | | Comedy, Crime | 18 January 2008 (USA)
Comic mayhem ensues when two lovely blondes, Dee and Dawn, are mistaken as international mob killers.

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Kit
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Agent Campbell
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Agent Gardenia
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Ad Pilot / Ken
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Leo (as Kevin Farley)
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Swan
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Mr. Wong
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Hugo (as Patrick Pon)
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Storyline

Dee and Dawn are two dim-witted, pink-clad, blond ladies whom meet by accident and try to make a living with their dull lives, until a series of circumstances ensue when after they unwittingly take jobs at a local strip club, they are mistaken for two deadly female brunette assassins known only as the Cat and the Kit whom are hired to kill the club owner whom is a mobster in a witness protection program. With two persistent, but inept, FBI agents on their tail, the ditsy Dee and Dawn try to stay one step head of the law, as well as try to figure out what is really going on. Written by Anonymous

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Blondes Have More Fun! See more »

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Comedy | Crime

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual material, including suggestive dialogue | See all certifications »
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18 January 2008 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

Ataque das Loiras  »

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Box Office

Budget:

$8,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$26,815 (USA) (18 January 2008)

Gross:

$42,183 (USA) (8 February 2008)
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Trivia

Denise Richards and Woody Jeffreys previously worked together on 'Valentine' (2001). See more »

Goofs

The pet turtle is an obvious toy. See more »

Quotes

[first lines]
Dee Twiddle: Oh, something's back there.
[pointing at toilet paper]
Dawn St. Dom: Oh, you've got one, too.
[grabbing paper seat cover]
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Connections

References Flashdance (1983) See more »

Soundtracks

That's What I Love About You
Written by Janyse Jaud
Performed by Janyse Jaud
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Could a movie be any worse?
20 January 2008 | by (United Kingdom) – See all my reviews

There are bad movies, terrible movies even boring movies...I can watch most and put up until the end, not this time. Avoid this like the plague, annoying music throughout, terrible editing, no comedy, its tackier than a novelty mug...My missus wanted to watch this thinking it would be Legally Blonde material or something kind of watchable, but never better than average, chick flick. Its the first time she was begging me to push the stop button.

The Girls, well, they were not great to start with (Denise done OK in Starship Troopers and Wild things) but you have sank to the gravel. I feel like a mug having spent 30 minutes on this...Pamela Anderson is almost unrecognisable after much construction work to her face.

Please take my advice if you want to avoid wasting valuable oxygen and brain cells ranting at the utter mince that is on your screen.


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