Blonde and Blonder (2007)

User Rating:

3.2/10   

Director:

Dean Hamilton

Writers:

Rolfe Kanefsky (screenplay) and
Gerry Anderson (screenplay) ...

Release Date:

18 January 2008 (USA)

Genre:

Comedy | Crime

Plot:

Comic mayhem ensues when two lovely blondes, Dee and Dawn, are mistaken as international mob killers.

Plot Keywords:

Blonde | Strip Club | Dumb Blonde | Casino | Canadian Stereotype

Cast

Pamela Anderson	...	Dee Twiddle
Denise Richards	...	Dawn St. Dom
Emmanuelle Vaugier	...	The Cat
Meghan Ory	...	The Kit
Joey Aresco	...	Agent Campbell
Gary Chalk	...	Agent Gardenia
Jay Brazeau	...	Louie Ramoli
Woody Jeffreys	...	Ad Pilot / Ken
Kevin P. Farley	...	Leo (as Kevin Farley)
John Farley	...	Swan
Byron Mann	...	Mr. Wong
Patrick Pon	...	Hugo
Phoenix Ly	...	One Eye
Douglas Newell	...	Frank
Alex Bruhanski	...	Godfather

MPAA:

Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual material, including suggestive dialogue.

Runtime:

95 min

Country:

Canada

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1

Certification:

USA:PG-13 | Finland:K-11 | Singapore:NC-16 | Argentina:16 | Australia:M | Netherlands:12

Filming Locations:

Los Angeles, California, USA

Company:

Insight Film Studios

Goofs:

Continuity: When the girls are being shown to their hotel room by the bus boy, they leave one suitcase behind with him as they walk down the corridor. The suitcase is not seen in the next long shot of the corridor, but in the next scene where he arrives at their hotel room, he has the suitcase once again.

Movie Connections:

References "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" (2000)

Soundtrack:

Thats What I Love About You

Danny Glover would be proud

How could I best express my feelings about this movie: hideous? a headache? lack of coherent writing? plain stupidity? Try all of the above for this travesty. And that just for the direction.

Story? Well I guess there is a story. Two dumb blondes look for a job after they crash a plane into a golf course. They are mistaken for a 'world renounced assassin' (sarcasm) and are 'hired' by two 'mobsters'. One thinks "taking him out" means a date, and the other gets the minor actor she dreams of. And of course, the turtle reserve for the farting turtle, that they build with the casino winnings.

Sounds likes all this could be funny? Guess again. They try to make it funny, but its not. Filming sequences aren't well done. I've seen better filming in Hong Kong movies. Visuals are average for a late 80s film. But the problem is that its a 2007 movie.

Not worth my time to ever watch this again. It still doesn't beat Danny Glover's "Out" movie from the early 80s as the worst movie of all time, but then again that film is in a class of its own. "F"