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Den sorte Madonna (2007)

Not Rated | | Action, Comedy, Drama | 9 March 2007 (Denmark)
When Maria's farther sends her a priceless painting he's stolen, she must decide whether to collect the reward or protect the farther that walked out on her.

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Anders W. Berthelsen ...
Gustav
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Maria
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Brian
Ole Thestrup ...
Victor
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Kurt
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Risberg
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Kuntz
Andrzej Szopa ...
Igor
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Pilot Bruno
Michael Asmussen ...
Ole, Betjent
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Erling
Mia Lyhne ...
Liz
Mikhail Belinson ...
Håndlanger
Kristian Kørvell ...
Håndlanger
Kruno Solomun ...
Håndlanger
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When Maria's farther sends her a priceless painting he's stolen, she must decide whether to collect the reward or protect the farther that walked out on her.

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En strømer og en stripper på flugt... (A copper and a stripper on the run ...) See more »


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A Fekete Madonna  »

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DKK 19 (estimated)
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When Maria and Gustav are driving in Poland eating Hotdogs, Maria takes 5 or 6 bites, but the hot dog doesn't get any smaller. See more »

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The Black Madonna
Written by Douglas Pashley (as D. Pashley) & J. Olsson
Performed by Jeanette Olsson
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Another lame danish entertainment.
6 March 2007 | by (Denmark) – See all my reviews

So once again Lasse Sprang Olsen has made another lame danish action comedy with the support of the danish film institute. Horray! Like all the other films he's been in charge of, this follows popular danish actors who talk with corny punchlines during, apparently, the best stunts on danish soil... Or, the best we can do. Denmark have still a lot to learn about action sequences! Bad timing, bad editing and bad ideas! And during those, we all have to laugh at the dialogue! Will you ever grow up, Lasse? Now it has been 8 years with one idea duplicated into 5 films. Same poor action, same insignificant and corny story with a gentle touch poorly actor directing. I mean, Tuva Novotny is properly a good actress and I know Anders W. Berthelsen, Nicolas Bro and Birthe Neumann are. But why are they so horrible in your film? You got all the possibilities with the support of the danish film institute to make something original and serious, and then you spoil it away on your infantile humor. You should actually try to see and understand American action movies before you try to copy them and make them danish!


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