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Den sorte Madonna (2007)

Not Rated | | Action, Comedy, Drama | 9 March 2007 (Denmark)
When Maria's farther sends her a priceless painting he's stolen, she must decide whether to collect the reward or protect the farther that walked out on her.

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Anders W. Berthelsen ...
Gustav
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Maria
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Brian
Ole Thestrup ...
Victor
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Kurt
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Risberg
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Kuntz
Andrzej Szopa ...
Igor
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Pilot Bruno
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Ole, Betjent
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Erling
Mia Lyhne ...
Liz
Mikhail Belinson ...
Håndlanger
Kristian Kørvell ...
Håndlanger
Kruno Solomun ...
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When Maria's farther sends her a priceless painting he's stolen, she must decide whether to collect the reward or protect the farther that walked out on her.

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En strømer og en stripper på flugt... (A copper and a stripper on the run ...) See more »


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A Fekete Madonna  »

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DKK 19 (estimated)
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During Gustav's first encounter with Kurt, Brian and Victor in the shootout, Gustav has his jacket open and closed in between shots. See more »

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Written by Lasse Sakara (as L. Sakara) & Douglas Pashley (as D. Pashley)
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The Director ought to retire fast!!!!
18 December 2007 | by See all my reviews

If there is one person in Denmark who makes the most awful movies, then it's Lasse Spang Olsen. He really knows how to waste the tax-payers money.

He keeps making the same movie over and over again, and actually thinks he's a good director. Leave action comedies to the Americans. They got more money and has miles better screenwriters. Even the worst American movie are way better than this one.

It's a complete mystery how The Danish Film Institute gave this guy a chance in film making. Somebody should be fired to give these kinds of movies the green-light.


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