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The Black Madonna (2007)

Den sorte Madonna (original title)
Not Rated | | Action, Comedy, Drama | 9 March 2007 (Denmark)
When Maria's farther sends her a priceless painting he's stolen, she must decide whether to collect the reward or protect the farther that walked out on her.



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When Maria's farther sends her a priceless painting he's stolen, she must decide whether to collect the reward or protect the farther that walked out on her.

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9 March 2007 (Denmark)  »

Also Known As:

A Fekete Madonna  »

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DKK 19 (estimated)

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Vi danser rock, vi danser rul
Written by Helge Engelbrecht & Jørn Hansen
Performed by Stig Rossen
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The Director ought to retire fast!!!!
18 December 2007 | by (Denmark) – See all my reviews

If there is one person in Denmark who makes the most awful movies, then it's Lasse Spang Olsen. He really knows how to waste the tax-payers money.

He keeps making the same movie over and over again, and actually thinks he's a good director. Leave action comedies to the Americans. They got more money and has miles better screenwriters. Even the worst American movie are way better than this one.

It's a complete mystery how The Danish Film Institute gave this guy a chance in film making. Somebody should be fired to give these kinds of movies the green-light.

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