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Den sorte Madonna (2007)

Not Rated | | Action, Comedy, Drama | 9 March 2007 (Denmark)
When Maria's farther sends her a priceless painting he's stolen, she must decide whether to collect the reward or protect the farther that walked out on her.

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Cast overview, first billed only:
Anders W. Berthelsen ...
Gustav
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Maria
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Brian
Ole Thestrup ...
Victor
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Kurt
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Risberg
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Kuntz
Andrzej Szopa ...
Igor
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Pilot Bruno
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Ole, Betjent
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Erling
Mia Lyhne ...
Liz
Mikhail Belinson ...
Håndlanger
Kristian Kørvell ...
Håndlanger
Kruno Solomun ...
Håndlanger
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When Maria's farther sends her a priceless painting he's stolen, she must decide whether to collect the reward or protect the farther that walked out on her.

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Et umage par på flugt...med kærligheden lige i hælene! (An odd couple on the run ... with love in hot pursuit!) See more »


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9 March 2007 (Denmark)  »

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A Fekete Madonna  »

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DKK 19 (estimated)
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During Gustav, Maria and the pilot Bruno's plane crash, you can clearly see the strings attached to the plane while crashing towards the water. See more »

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The Black Madonna
Written by Douglas Pashley (as D. Pashley) & J. Olsson
Performed by Jeanette Olsson
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What a waste of effort
25 December 2009 | by See all my reviews

All the best actors in Denmark cannot save this stinker. The script is inept, trying to be funny. It comes across phony and heavy handed, it's amateur night.

Americans can make low intelligence one-liners work. Lasse Spang Olsen cannot. The action is contrived, like children's efforts to imitate what they see in American action movies. It is obvious the director is impressed with himself ... I'm not.

It makes you cry to watch top actors like Nicolas Bro, Morten Grunwald and Ole Thestrup humiliate themselves with this dumb script and dialog.

And the boy-meets-girl theme is so flat trodden that it competes with the one-liners to kill the film. Your stomach turns when the sticky piano theme spells out the point.

Danish film magic reaches high levels in Flickering Lights, Rembrandt, The Green Butchers, Adams Apples using much the same actors. Use your precious time on those masterpieces. The Black Madonna is an embarrassment in comparison.


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