Cartman tries to cryogenically freeze himself so that he doesn't have to wait for the new Nintendo machine, and Ms. Garrison falls for the new Evolution teacher and becomes an Atheist.



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Episode complete credited cast:
Stan Marsh / Eric Cartman / Mrs. Garrison / Mr. Mackey / Store Security Guard / Mr. Guscotty / Dougie / United Atheist League Members / Lead Otter (voice)
Kyle Broflovski / Kenny McCormick / Butters / United Atheist League Members / United Atheist Alliance Man / Armed Otter (voice)
United Atheist League Members (voice) (as Juan Kimmelini)
Mona Marshall ...
Linda Stotch (voice)
Kyle McCulloch ...
Richard Dawkins / United Atheist League Members (voice)


Cartman's plan to propel himself into the future goes horribly wrong. South Park Elementary faces strong opposition to the topic of evolution being taught to the 4th graders, especially from Ms. Garrison who has to teach it. Eric Cartman can't be bothered with what's going on in class. He's busy manipulating his own personal time-line to align with the precise release date of the newest, hottest game. Written by Anonymous

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EV Games is a spoof of EB Games, a spin-off of Electronics Boutique that specializes in computer games. See more »


(at around 4 mins) An avalanche uproots the tree that is used as a landmark, but two shots later (at around 9 mins) the tree is shown standing. In the following shot, (at around 11 mins) the tree is shown broken and buried in the snow. Later (at around 24 mins) the tree is standing again. (at around 12 mins) the tree is standing once again when it should be gone. See more »


[the angry Triscotti parents, with their disturbed daughter, are discussing about evolution in Principal Victoria's office with Ms. Garrison]
Mr. Triscotti: Principal Victoria, we are a devout Catholic family! Do you mind telling me why my daughter now thinks she's a retarded fish-frog?
Ms. Garrison: [angry] I told you this would happen, didn't I?
Principal Victoria: Mr. Triscotti, I wasn't aware that...
Mr. Triscotti: We have worked years to instill the teachings of Jesus Christ into our daughter, and in one fell swoop, you try to destroy everything we did!
Ms. Garrison: ...
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Only seen the first half, but it's a classic in the making!
2 November 2006 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

This is a two part episode with the central plot being about evolution vs religion, and the subplot about Cartman not being able to wait for a new video game system's release.

Garrison is against the teaching of evolution, so the school brings in an evolutionist to teach that part of his class. The evolutionist, impressed with his/her opinionated attitude starts dating Garrison. After giving Garrision the most hilariously stupid argument for not believing in religion, Garrison renounces his faith on the spot and launches a plot to eradicate all religion on earth.

Meanwhile Cartman freezes himself until the game system is released, but an avalanche covers him avalanche which will keep him hidden until (imitates Buck Rodgers narrator voice) "500 years later." The parody to Buck Rodgers (for those of us who remember that show) was so perfect I couldn't stop laughing.

Cartman arrives in a future where video games don't exist and everyone is an atheist...and now different atheist sects fight each other...another brilliant ironic twist! I can't wait till next week!

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