As if the promise of the world's sexiest vampire and his bride's bedroom honeymoon romp wasn't enough, now Pattinson had to go open that perfect mouth of his to taunt us even more.
"The wedding scene's funny because we used a real priest. So technically we are already married because he did all the things you would do in a normal ceremony," R.Pattz teased during a press conference in Sweden, E! Online reports.
Insert millions of hearts breaking here.
But wait — they might not be headed for the wedded bliss phase just yet. "Not yet, at least," Pattinson continues. "So we don't have a civil union in law, but I guess in the church we are actually married.