Blood & Guts (2006)

Director:

Jeff C. Smith

Writers:

Curtis Andersen (writer)
Jeff C. Smith (writer)

Genre:

Comedy | Horror

Tagline:

Excessive violence. Gratuitous nudity. Zero budget.

Plot:

It's the 1980's and a group of teenagers are getting together to hold a séance in a haunted house. All...

Plot Keywords:

Geek | 1980s | Spoof | Zombie | Topless

Cast

Jovan Meredith	...	Kane
Ashley Schneider	...	Julie
Devin Marble	...	Alfie
Lindsay Gareth	...	Tiffany
Renee Dorian	...	Madeline
Cory Assink	...	Geek One
Jonathan Brett	...	Geek Two
Will Deutsch	...	Ryan
Jamie Carson	...	Sissy
Christina DeRosa	...	Jamie
Matthew Blashaw	...	Michael
Anna-Marie Wayne	...	Officer Wayne
Debbie Andersen	...	McGee Zombie
Hailey Fletcher	...	McGee Zombie
Michelle Fletcher	...	McGee Zombie

Also Known As:

Blood & Guts: The Return of the 80's Horror Movie (USA) (working title)
Stupid Teenagers Must Die! (USA) (new title)

Runtime:

USA:80 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Filming Locations:

Long Beach, California, USA

Company:

Off Set Pictures

Trivia:

Producers Sara Parrell and Curtis Andersen, director Jeff C. Smith and actor Jovan Meredith all met while working in the character department at Disneyland.

Goofs:

Boom mic visible: Shadow of the boom mic is visible on the left side of the screen on the floor as Tiffany and Ryan are walking up the stairs to the John.

Quotes:

Tiffany: I've got Sissy's blood all over me.
Ryan: Well... the shower works...

Movie Connections:

References Rear Window (1954)

Soundtrack:

Who Dies First

Disappointing!

OK, lemme just say this. The night before watching this movie me and a group of friends made our own little no budget intentionally bad horror movie with just video camera, toy shotgun, REAL dagger, and a Harry Potter cloak. I have yet to see the finished result, but I can already tell it's gonna be better than this movie.

I saw this sitting in the new release section, and from reading the title and the plot on the back, I thought "This is a must see!" I love 80s horror movies, even the low budget ones because of how cheesy they are! And to see a movie paying homage to it had me excited. Well, I guess my expectations were a little too high. It did have the good elements of an 80s horror movie (blood, nudity) but in my opinion failed miserably at comedy. OK, there were a few chuckles from me (especially the geeks, I gotta admit I liked those guys), but nothing side-splitting and nothing to make me laugh myself to tears. And with me hardly laughing, the movie just felt like any other horror movie, which isn't a bad thing, but even a hardcore B movie fan like me has to admit he doesn't want to see the same thing over again too much. Had it not been for the gore, nudity, lesbian sex scene (highlight for sure) and the two geeks, this movie would receive a lower rating from me