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"NCIS" Twisted Sister (TV Episode 2006) Poster

(TV Series)

(2006)

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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: If you always do what you've always done, then you'll always get what you always got.

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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [taking a cheerleader into custody] You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to do splits. You have the right to wear short skirts.

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Special Agent Timothy McGee: [to Gibbs] I'd apologize, but I know how you feel about apologies.

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Special Agent Timothy McGee: Boss? Why do you have my sister's cell phone?

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I have a better question for you. What's your sister's cell phone doing on *my* dead body?

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Sarah McGee: I am not peeing in a mug with Grandma's picture on it.

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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [reading from McGee's book] "Lisa's eyes reminded him of emeralds..."

Officer Ziva David: [touched] Oh...

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: "... flawed only by the icicles in her heart."

Officer Ziva David: [grabs the book] He's dead!

[reading]

Officer Ziva David: "In the field, Agent Tommy is a dogged pursuer of dirtbags!"

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Yeah.

Officer Ziva David: [slight chuckle] ... and any skirt over the age of 18."

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [to Sarah McGee] Your brother's dead!

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Special Agent Timothy McGee: [after McGee's given his badge/gun to the Director] Boss, don't try to talk me out of...

[Gibbs slaps the back of McGee's head]

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Never let *anyone* manipulate you like that!

[moves in closer]

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Not even the Director!

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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Hey, I've been looking all over the building for you.

NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: Well, since we're low on agents, I thought I would give Abby a hand.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: The only reason we're low on agents is because you sent DiNozzo home.

NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: There's no sense in getting us all sick...

Abby Sciuto: [as Gibbs] "Next time you send one of my team home, you clear it with me first, Director!"

[as Jenny]

Abby Sciuto: Oh, I didn't know I needed your permission to manage my own personnel, Agent Gibbs!"

[as Gibbs]

Abby Sciuto: "*Your* personnel?"

[as Jenny]

Abby Sciuto: "Last time I checked, it said Director on *my* door, not yours!"

[to both of them, as herself]

Abby Sciuto: The kids don't like it when Mommy and Daddy fight.

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[Sarah shows up at McGee's apartment]

Sarah McGee: I think I killed someone, Tim.

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[Officer Tate and Madison are arrested for Seaman Petty's murder. They continue to argue over who's fault it really is]

Madison: [to Tate] Lying bastard!

Officer Samuel Tate: [to Madison] Lying bitch!

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Spoilers 

The quote items below may give away important plot points.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Do you know what a clog is?

Officer Ziva David: Uh... a shoe or a blocked drain?

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: On the Internet.

Officer Ziva David: I thought that was a "blog." But my English is often wrong.

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[last lines]

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Sometimes, McGee, a little lie, it's good for the soul.

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