Francine discovers the horrible secret that Stan's been keeping from her every winter: he's a closet figure skater.


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Episode credited cast:
Francine Smith (voice)
Steve Smith (voice)
Hayley Smith (voice)
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Snot Lonstein (voice)
Mike Barker ...
Barclay DeVeau ...
Clifford (voice)
Svetlana (voice)
Father Donovan (voice)
Daisuke Suzuki ...
Toshi Yoshida (voice)
Barry Robinson (voice)


Francine discovers the horrible secret that Stan's been keeping from her every winter: he's a closet figure skater.

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26 November 2006 (USA)  »

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This episode's title references John Steinbeck's novel "Of Mice and Men". See more »


The wig that Roger is wearing at the end was not one of the wigs displayed in the trophy case at the rink. See more »


Francine Smith: You've been sneaking out for the last 20 winters to ice skate? How come you've never told me?
Stan Smith: How can you tell someone you love you're a monster?
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References The Flintstones (1960) See more »


Gloria 2004 - Prodygee & Davis Radio Mix
Written by Umberto Tozzi and Giancarlo Bigazzi with English lyrics by Trevor Veitch
Performed by Laura Branigan
Played when Francine first discovers Stan figure skating
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The One Where Stan Has A Secret...
28 June 2014 | by See all my reviews

Newspaper Headline: Turkey Uprising Fails! This episode is really funny. I enjoy it very much. This episode is based in the distant future, where future, human Klaus is telling his grandson the story of how Francine finds out that Stan has a passion for figure skating and every time it snows he secretly comes out and skates. He has been hiding this secret for twenty years. And it's a pretty lame secrets, as secrets go. Francine eventually becomes Stan skating partner and it reignites Stan's youthful passion for figure skiing. Meanwhile, Steve thought he had a bought a pair of Soviet-era military binoculars from a catalog. While it turns out it was actually a very attractive mail order bride. This causes Steve and his friends, Toshi, Snot and Barry to get into a huge fight, to win the mail order bride's affections. Overall, I give this episode a 7 out of 10.

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