DS James Hathaway: I'm not smug, ma'am; it's just the unfortunate shape of my face.
DI Robert Lewis: Doctor, you bring me all this because you secretly love me.
Dr. Laura Hobson: If I bring you anything at all, Lewis, you cocky sod, it's because I secretly love Hathaway.
Malcolm Croft: [shaking Lewis and Hathaway's hands] Malcolm Croft, Headmaster. Now, look, the first thing I want you to be absolutely clear about is that here at Parktown, we are a very broad church.
DI Robert Lewis: Glad to hear it.
Malcolm Croft: We have 14 Muslims in the school and 32 children of mixed parentage. I do feel it's important to foreground this.
DI Robert Lewis: [bell rings] Quite.
Malcolm Croft: You should be entirely confident of the pastoral care your child will receive here.
DS James Hathaway: [to Lewis, taking his hand] Darling, I think you should explain.
DI Robert Lewis: What's the matter with you? Been crying?
DS James Hathaway: I always cry when I know I'm going to spend the day with you, Sir.
DI Robert Lewis: Hathaway, find me some dead people!
DS James Hathaway: Sir?
DI Robert Lewis: Crime! Now! Or I shall discharge. And it won't be a pretty sight.
[Lewis is questioning Le Plassiter who is barely conscious and very close to death]
DI Robert Lewis: Don't pretend to be dead: it's bad manners and it won't work!
Malcolm Croft: I can't believe this is happening.
DI Robert Lewis: I've met stranger people in stranger places.