Philly Phil: But we don't have that kind of money.
Lil' D: One of us does. As a matter of fact, one of us has every kind of money.
[Everyone turns to Edward, who is wearing top hat and tails]
Edward Phillip James Lawrence III: What's everyone looking at? What? I'm just gussied up for the big Monopoly tournament.
Edward Phillip James Lawrence III: My dad did give me this note for an emergency. He said to open it whenever me and my friends wanted to ask him for money.
Lil' D: Open it! Open it!
Madison Spaghettini Papadopoulos: I bet it's a million dollar bill.
Philly Phil: I bet it's a Swiss bank account number.
Lil' D: What's it say?
Edward Phillip James Lawrence III: [Reads note] "No!"
Sunny Bridges: Over there is the haberdashery, where I learned my style.
Lil' D: Me, I'm homeschooled on the subject. I have a PhD: pants, hats and dungarees.
Tamika Jones: Are you sure Sonny lives out here, or did you confuse him with a bear?
Lil' D: Not unless it was a bear driving a Jaguar.
[a bear drives by on a sports car]
Lil' D: That was a Lamborghini.
Lil' D: How did you ever get your father to borrow the big screen TV?
Edward Phillip James Lawrence III: He didn't. This is the dog's TV.
Lil' D: Woof! Won't he miss it?
Edward Phillip James Lawrence III: Uh-uh. He's out on his yacht today.
Lil' D: Wow, you are rich.