Blip happily provide a "study environment" when Alasdair sets his sights on entering college on a video game scholarship, but Alasdair struggles to find the university that will grant his goal. Motivated by thoughts of entering a new profession without kids around, Ross returns to college, but several alarming ideas presented in child psychology class may flunk him. Christine's plan for college hinges on finding the right student body ratio. Looking for a career in gastronomy, Lisa credits Barth for preparing her for college life - namely, its cafeteria food and biology lab assignments. Snake-Eyes credits brake failure for once putting him through college. College recruiter Guy Fun tries attracting kids to his party university. The collegiate success of Justin's athletic big brother Tank has the boys looking toward an easy future in college football. Six years as a college freshman prepared Lance well for life as a senator. Recruiters offer Christine a grade incentive for joining ... Written by
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Misspelling on the classroom blackboard: "COLLIDGE" (college). See more
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Now, campers, I know that this is your first summer away from home, but I want you to think of it as a preparation for later life when you go off to college. Now, get a good night's sleep, because skinny dipping begins at 5:30 in the morning, sharp.