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20 out of 23 people found the following review useful:
Uneven horror-mystery with some promising scenes and performances., 27 February 2009
Author: capkronos (firstname.lastname@example.org) from Ohio, USA
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Sometime in the 1950s, struggling actress Scarlett May (Alexandra
Holden) meets a talent scout from Spotlight National Films, who asks
her if she'd like to do a screen test for their studio. She's lured to
a warehouse and ends up starring in a snuff film instead, getting
strangled and then dismembered before the cameras. 53 years later,
Spotlight National is still an operating studio, churning out B-movie
titles such as "Gnome Killer," "Nightmare Slasher" and "Snakes on a
Crane." Horror fanboy Adam Waltz (Edward Furlong - looking a bit rough
and pudgy here), who has just followed his bitchy débutante
ex-girlfriend all the way from Virginia to Los Angeles, wins a one-line
walk-on roll in the studio's latest effort "The Pirate Wench," where he
quickly becomes affiliated with the (mostly self-absorbed) cast of
crew. Soon after, a masked killer starts bumping people off who are in
some way affiliated with the studio. Who is doing it? Why are they
doing it? And how is this connected to the 1950s slaying?
This list of possible suspects and red herrings is about a mile long, but thankfully the majority of actors they cast do a pretty good job and are fun to watch. Lance Henriksen gives a typically strong showing as troubled studio head honcho Connor Pritchett, who equates the murder of a starlet with free publicity. Tiffany Shepis gives a very appealing performance as friendly horror movie queen Cassie Blue, and even somehow manages to have some decent romantic chemistry with her co-star. Tony Todd is fine as an intrusive detective (but unfortunately gets much of this film's worst dialogue), as are Emmanuel Xuereb as the studio's head of creative development and Jeffrey Vincent Parise as an arrogant and pretentious director. There's also veteran character actor Tracey Walter as an obnoxious tabloid journalist, Rena Riffel as Todd's partner, Whitby ("The Dream Child") Hertford, Mercedes McNab (from the TV shows "Angel" and "Buffy the Vampire Slayer") and some other familiar faces. Unfortunately, attempts at making some of these side characters quirky and original come off as obvious and embarrassing much of the time, such as a secretary who annoyingly mimics everything her boss says, a foul-mouthed sound man who screams all of his dialogue and a lead actor who has bad breath because of his obsessive onion eating.
The flaws certainly don't stop there. Toward the end (huge spoiler here so skip to the next paragraph if you don't wanna hear this) the film becomes sloppy and the revelation of the killer's identity is basically a huge cheat. While the 1950s killer is pretty obvious early on, the current killer (predictably the son of Scarlett May) is played by an actor who looks like he's about 35, yet is playing a character who is 53 or 54 years old. The scenes parodying low-budget horror/exploitation film-making aren't clever or funny enough to really add anything of value to this film. Another aspect that I didn't think really worked is how the ghost of Scarlett returns to try to help Furlong's character uncover the killer. Her image superimposed over the Pirate film footage looked hokey and wasn't even really necessary.
So while this is a highly flawed film (particularly in regards to the screenplay and grating comedy elements), it still managed to keep my interest for the most part thanks to some nice directorial touches, a pretty good Badalamenti-inspired music score and a decent cast. Also good are the cinematography and the killer's mask/disguise. Though there is a little blood/gore (mainly at the end) and nudity, there probably won't be nearly enough of either to please exploitation movie fans. The opening sequence, which was shot in black-and-white, is stylish and very well done, is the best scene in the entire movie, and there's generally enough good here to make me want to see what else director Josh Eisenstadt may have up his sleeve.
7 out of 12 people found the following review useful:
If you don't see this, you're not missing out, 21 August 2009
Author: Nick Damian from Toronto, Ontario
That's right...it's a bore.
Ahhhh, it be a very big bore. The cast is lacking so much. When the best performer is a horror movie actress who is best known for her screaming and baring her chest, then you know that the film is a drag.
Once a mighty well known actor, now looking quite sick or hungover - Edward Furlong is just awful to watch. His voice is a shriek in itself. His eyes are so puffy and his performance is so weak.
The script is like countless before it that are also weak.
Thinking of renting it? I think it's time to rent a good movie - like The Terminator or Aliens or best yet - Back To The Future.
At 1 hour and 40 minutes long, it's 1 hour and 35 minutes too long and the ending is rather dull.
9 out of 16 people found the following review useful:
I really enjoyed it., 3 June 2009
Author: david spates (davidspates) from Los Angeles, California
If you are really looking for that classic horror slash comedy movie that you grew up watching with a group of friends in the theaters, this may be one of those movies. It's about time someone made a movie like this, it brought back some good memories. I was expecting cheesy acting, bad editing, and choppy sound but none of those things ever happened. I have to admit that originally I had no desire to watch "Dark Reel". The only reason that I even watched the movie was because my wife was pregnant and for some reason she had to watch it because of the title. To my surprise it was actually very good. No matter how hard I tried not to like it I still got sucked in. Now I'm looking for director Josh Eisenstadt's next movie.
Dark Reel - A real good college film, 3 December 2012
Author: drdeathforpresident from United States
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The first scene of the film grabs your attention; a man with no name who looks like a throw back from the 40's enters a bar and makes small talk with a damsel in distress. He worms his way into her heart and into his warehouse where he is directing her into her grave. The rest of the film is forced especially the acting except for the actor, Jeffrey Vincent Parise, who adds some life to this dead dud. Edward Furlong looks like he has been on a bender and needs to take a time out. Their is too much talking and not enough killing. I mean, come on, this is a horror film not a soap opera! Honestly, there is nothing to recall about this film. I did use the fast forward button a lot. Don't waste your time and effort.
What can i say?, 1 October 2010
Author: Rayman Al-Eryani from Yemen
Thats Really A big big big flop. Acting is really awful you will feel like you are watching a comedy music is bad the killer looks so funny will make you laugh you will regret 2 hours of your life you wasted watching this movie like what i feel now that i'm wasting 10 minutes writing this post :) the only good scene in the movie is the first one this scene makes you feel like you are going to watch an amazing movie the movie depends on two bloody scenes and thats it. the funny thing is the scene when the producer was talking with an actor and he said "We are making money here who gives a s!!t about performance" it was like he is talking really about the movie it self :)
4 out of 8 people found the following review useful:
Pretty good if you like watching a drunk actor destroy himself, 19 March 2011
Author: Mat_Hadder from United States
The plot: Furlong is a fat drunk that lives on a futon in LA. He
apparently has no job and likes watching terrible horror movies. He is
also creepy because he followed his girlfriend from Georgia or
somewhere that has fake accents. At the beginning Furlong tries, but
sounds like he's doing an Australian accent and then just drops it.
Lucky for him, he wins a contest and gets to be an extra in a horror movie (but it's a pirate movie?). When he meets the actors, they're all stuck up bitches except for the most famous one who falls in love with his doughy belly, jaundiced eyes, and puffy black sandbags that float under his eyes on that big chubby cheeked face of his.
At one point they go swimming together, but he won't take of his shirt because he has D-cup man-boobs. They then have sex and are in love. All the while everyone on the film is getting murdered and there are two cops (candyman and apparently a former prostitute) in all of LA that can handle the case.
Eventually nothing makes sense and Furlong is dark and mysterious and sexy and I totally bought the hot chicks interest in him. There's one good actor in the movie. He's an old guy and probably thought this was a serious film. He must be retarded because his dialog was apparently written by Christopher Reeves, after the accident.
I imagine this is how the script went.
Scene: Old man and candyman discuss the depths of man's soul while smoking Kools. Fat drunk actor meanwhile see's a dead women in the dailys. Hot chick loves fat drunk actor because he doesn't believe in showers or sleep. Ghost makes old man shoot himself in the head but the movie just will not end. Fat drunk actor who has sex with hot chick after being cast as an extra is suddenly a famous movies star and at the screening totally pisses of his ex-girlfriend and she makes a face like she farted and got poop got in her mouth. The curtain falls.
Overall I give it a ten.
3 out of 7 people found the following review useful:
Too boring to watch, 10 August 2010
Author: Iranian from Iran
I didn't even bother to watch the last 20 minutes. The movie is too
boring to watch, not scary, and the plot is full of inconsistencies.
Simply put, the whole plot is tasteless.
The characters act badly. The music score is bad. The killer looks totally ridiculous to say the least and the way she murders her victims is lame and awful.
I don't even see the point of watching this totally unwatchable movie unless you want to get bored to death. And yes, I'm a true horror fan, but come on......Why don't they put this into the comedy category rather than passing it as a horror film?
Avoid this title if you can.
14 out of 31 people found the following review useful:
Tiffany Shepis' Best Work to Date, Decent Film, 14 March 2009
Author: gavin6942 from United States
In the 1950s, aspiring actress Scarlett May is brutally murdered. Years
later (2006), the crew of "Pirate Wench" is being slaughtered. What is
the connection between these two events? Is there one? "Dark Reel" is a
surprisingly good film, with a great ensemble cast and featuring the
best work I've ever seen out of Tiffany Shepis. I love Shepis in pretty
much everything she does, but I really think this one goes above and
beyond her normal duties. Along with her, there's also decent
performances from Edward Furlong (who is not aging well), Lance
Henriksen (also some of his best work in years), Rena Riffel and Tony
I found the stand-out performance to be from Jake Grace, who plays the onion-loving pirate Rhett Johnson. I don't know if I'm familiar with any of his other work, but I loved him here. More pirate action, more onions, please! The special effects were good -- quite good -- when it comes to the blood and guts. Some of it didn't look all that real, but some effects -- such as a sword through the back -- were impressive. Everyone really came together on this film.
Not really sure what to say about this one. It's just really good. I can't critique it, because there's not much to critique, just a a solid horror story from beginning to end with plenty of mystery mixed in (good luck guessing the killer -- I changed my mind multiple times). Hopefully we see more things of this quality from this cast and crew. Oh, and "Gnome Killer 2"? Funniest movie I've ever seen!
1 out of 7 people found the following review useful:
Worst movie ever, 29 June 2009
Author: freefallin1309 from United States
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This is the worst movie ever made, the sound guy must've been drunk considering all of the noises you don't need to hear that are there. The acting was sub par, Lance Henrickson has done much better in the past, ie Aliens and Millennium series. He must really need money to have taken this. Not only did Edward Furlong age badly and let himself go, but his acting was deplorable. The detectives and their cheesy attitudes did nothing to make it any better, the best part of the movie was the idiotic Rhett Johnson. Otherwise one of the cheesiest horror movies ever made, I want my $1.07 back for renting it. The sword in the back was horrid, absolutely the most fake job of stabbing someone I've ever seen.
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