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| Lance Henriksen | ... | Connor Pritchett | |
| Daniel Wisler | ... | Tall Man | |
| Edward Furlong | ... | Adam Waltz | |
| Tiffany Shepis | ... | Cassie Blue | |
| Rena Riffel | ... | Detective LaRue | |
| Tate Hanyok | ... | Elizabeth | |
| Alexandra Holden | ... | Scarlett May | |
| Mercedes McNab | ... | Tara Leslie | |
| Brooke Lyons | ... | Tanya Kismen | |
| Matt Bushell | ... | Bandana Man | |
| Emmanuel Xuereb | ... | Harris Briggs | |
| Jake Grace | ... | Rhett Johnson | |
| Kate Orsini | ... | Lorraine Wilson | |
| Whit Hertford | ... | Onion Chef | |
| Rouhi Savoji | ... | Pirate Wench #1 | |
| Lila Dean | ... | Pirate Wench #2 | |
| Church | ... | Pirate Guard | |
| Rick Baker | ... | First Mate | |
| Kevin Ryder | ... | Mr. Humphrey | |
| Jeffrey Vincent Parise | ... | Derek Deeds | |
| Dragon Dronet | ... | Gnome Killer | |
| Amy Dowde | ... | Maureen | |
| Justin Neill | ... | Sound Guy | |
| Ethan Kogan | ... | 1st AD | |
| Jacey Margolis | ... | Cindy | |
| Sean Foley | ... | Officer Bailey - by pirate ship | |
| Tony Todd | ... | Detective Shields | |
| Scott Anthony Leet | ... | Officer Willoughby - by pirate ship | |
| Denise Vaughn | ... | Newscaster | |
| Drew Berenc | ... | Alloicious T. Zims | |
| Tracy Mork | ... | Helga T. Zims | |
| Julia Lehman | ... | Beachside Waitress | |
| Rebeka Montoya | ... | 2nd AC | |
| Nicole Malgarini | ... | Kelly | |
| Tracey Walter | ... | Roy White | |
| Barry Ford | ... | Dale Cross | |
| Jenapher Forline | ... | Jezebel The Waitress | |
| rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| Blanca Blanco | ... | Claudia | |
| Kevin Hall | ... | News Reporter | |
| Eric D. Altman | ... | Bartender (uncredited) | |
| Christina Desiere | ... | Bikini Girl (uncredited) | |
| Damian Steel Forline | ... | Gnome Killer Boy (uncredited) | |
| Jeff Dylan Graham | ... | Makeup Artist (uncredited) | |
| Jim Kaufman | ... | Band Performer (uncredited) | |
| Kara Kiehle | ... | Gogo Dancer (uncredited) | |
| Hanna Putnam | ... | Violet Blue (uncredited) | |
| Stephanie Ray | ... | Party Guest (uncredited) | |
| Frankie Sin | ... | 50's Waitress (uncredited) | |
| Tony Snegoff | ... | Shadow Killer (uncredited) | |
| Jade Tailor | ... | Laura (uncredited) | |
| Ron Underwood | ... | Himself (uncredited) | |
Directed by | |||
| Josh Eisenstadt | |||
Writing credits(in alphabetical order) | ||
| Josh Eisenstadt | story | |
| Aaron Pope | written by | |
Original Music by | |||
| Jim Kaufman | |||
Cinematography by | |||
| Charles Rose | |||
Film Editing by | |||
| Rebecca Grace | |||
Casting by | |||
| Joe Lorenzo | |||
Production Design by | |||
| Meg Pinsonneault | |||
Set Decoration by | |||
| Chris Doremus | |||
Costume Design by | |||
| Ivy Thaide | |||
Makeup Department | |||
| Briana Lindsey | .... | assistant makeup artist | |
| Dina Marinelli | .... | key makeup artist | |
| Nicole Michaud | .... | special effects hair: Prosthetic Make-up Studio | |
| Christine Nelli | .... | key hair stylist | |
| James Ojala | .... | special makeup effects artist | |
| Homa Safar | .... | makeup artist | |
| Melanie Tooker | .... | supervisor: makeup effects | |
Art Department | |||
| Daisy Mullen | .... | property master | |
| Meg Pinsonneault | .... | set designer | |
| Kevin Senior | .... | set dresser | |
Sound Department | |||
| Josh Eisenstadt | .... | foley artist | |
| Mike Hostettler | .... | boom operator | |
| Leah Moritz | .... | sound utility | |
| John Neff | .... | foley artist | |
| John Neff | .... | supervising sound editor | |
| Ted Phillips | .... | sound mixer | |
Visual Effects by | |||
| Tammy Sutton | .... | compositor | |
| Dan Walker | .... | compositor | |
Stunts | |||
| Danny Downey | .... | stunt double | |
| Danny Downey | .... | stunt double: Edward Furlong | |
| Tony Snegoff | .... | stunt coordinator | |
Casting Department | |||
| Lila Dean | .... | casting associate | |
| Danielle Lenniger | .... | casting associate | |
Costume and Wardrobe Department | |||
| Keely Maroney | .... | set costumer | |
| Tera Struck | .... | assistant costume designer | |
Editorial Department | |||
| Corinne Bogdanowicz | .... | digital intermediate colorist | |
| Margherita Di Paola | .... | first assistant editor | |
| John Dobrich | .... | assistant editor | |
Music Department | |||
| Adam Harding | .... | composer: additional music | |
| Jim Kaufman | .... | composer: theme music | |
| Ron Underwood | .... | composer: theme music | |
Transportation Department | |||
| Louis Dargenzio | .... | transportation coordinator | |
| Robert Dargenzio | .... | transportation | |
| Jim DePue | .... | transportation captain | |
| Javier Zaizar | .... | driver | |
Other crew | |||
| Christopher Anderson | .... | set production assistant | |
| Brian Fertal | .... | set service | |
| Erin Forrest | .... | script supervisor | |
| Javier Galaviz | .... | production assistant | |
| Hillary Hunting | .... | production assistant | |
| Tiffany Johnson | .... | production assistant | |
| Tiffany J. Johnson | .... | production assistant | |
| Steve Luna | .... | production assistant (as Steven Luna) | |
| Mark Napier | .... | production coordinator | |
| Lindsey Quintana | .... | key set production assistant | |
| Kiran Kaur Saini | .... | additional script supervisor | |
| Daniel Tellez | .... | production assistant | |
| Noley Thornton | .... | location manager | |
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The plot: Furlong is a fat drunk that lives on a futon in LA. He apparently has no job and likes watching terrible horror movies. He is also creepy because he followed his girlfriend from Georgia or somewhere that has fake accents. At the beginning Furlong tries, but sounds like he's doing an Australian accent and then just drops it.
Lucky for him, he wins a contest and gets to be an extra in a horror movie (but it's a pirate movie?). When he meets the actors, they're all stuck up bitches except for the most famous one who falls in love with his doughy belly, jaundiced eyes, and puffy black sandbags that float under his eyes on that big chubby cheeked face of his.
At one point they go swimming together, but he won't take of his shirt because he has D-cup man-boobs. They then have sex and are in love. All the while everyone on the film is getting murdered and there are two cops (candyman and apparently a former prostitute) in all of LA that can handle the case.
Eventually nothing makes sense and Furlong is dark and mysterious and sexy and I totally bought the hot chicks interest in him. There's one good actor in the movie. He's an old guy and probably thought this was a serious film. He must be retarded because his dialog was apparently written by Christopher Reeves, after the accident.
I imagine this is how the script went.
Scene: Old man and candyman discuss the depths of man's soul while smoking Kools. Fat drunk actor meanwhile see's a dead women in the dailys. Hot chick loves fat drunk actor because he doesn't believe in showers or sleep. Ghost makes old man shoot himself in the head but the movie just will not end. Fat drunk actor who has sex with hot chick after being cast as an extra is suddenly a famous movies star and at the screening totally pisses of his ex-girlfriend and she makes a face like she farted and got poop got in her mouth. The curtain falls.
Overall I give it a ten.