- Liz Lemon: Tracy has... mental health issues.
- Jenna Maroney: He bit Dakota Fanning on the face!
- Liz Lemon: When you hear his versions she was kind of asking for it.
- Tracy Jordan: [Recording new promos for The Girlie Show] Hi, I'm Tracy Jordan, and I'm bringing the black back to NBC. And I'm proud as a peacork, baby.
- Liz Lemon: That's great Tracy but it's peacock.
- Tracy Jordan: What I say?
- Liz Lemon: Peacork.
- Tracy Jordan: Peacock. Think peaCOCK. Right, Jenna?
- Stage Manager: In 3, 2...
- Tracy Jordan: Hi, I'm Tracy Jordan, and I'm bringing the black back to NBC. And I'm proud as a peaCOCK, baby.
- Liz Lemon: Okay. That time I think you may have hit it a little bit too hard. Also can you throw Jenna's name in there for me?
- Stage Manager: In 3, 2...
- Tracy Jordan: Hi, I'm Tracy Jordan, and I'm bringing the black back to NBC. Right, Jenna Malvangany?
- Liz Lemon: Maroney, rhymes with baloney.
- Stage Manager: In 3, 2...
- Tracy Jordan: Hi, I'm Tracy Jordan, and I'm bringing the black back to NBC. And I'm proud as a peacock. Right, my baloney?
- Liz Lemon: Nope.
- Stage Manager: In 3, 2...
- Tracy Jordan: Hi, I'm Tracy Jordan. I'm black NBC. Very proud, like peacocks. Right, Janet?
- [end of take]
- Tracy Jordan: I think we got it! I think we got it!
- Jack: Yep, I think we did.
- Tracy Jordan: So I said, 'Rick, this chick's got a Adam's apple.' And Rick said to me, I'll never forget this, he said, 'Freaky-deekies need love too... Freaky-deekies need. love. too.'
- Tracy Jordan: You don't have to thank me, Lemon. We're a team now. Like Batman and Robin. Like chicken, and a chicken container.
- Liz Lemon: I thought Tracy was getting here at noon.
- Jack: Movie stars move at their own pace, Liz. We have to accommodate him.
- Liz Lemon: Yeah, well, a lot of people are still upset about Tracy joining the show.
- Jack: Well, that's not my problem. I have other things on my plate. You hear about that chemical factory explosion outside of Colorado Springs?
- Liz Lemon: No...
- Jack: Good.
- Jenna Maroney: [Jenna is upset that Tracy Jordan has made a lead in the show] Why do you love him so much?
- Liz Lemon: No! , No! No! No! No! I don't love him. Donaghy loves him! That's it! Pete can't stand him! Toofer thinks he's an idiot! Even Cerie says he's a pig.
- Jenna Maroney: Frank likes his movies.
- Liz Lemon: Frank also loves that video of the monkey smelling his own butt!