Cartman is appointed to the post of School Hallway Monitor at South Park Elementary. In his new role, Cartman takes it personally when an infraction is committed in his jurisdiction. When Kyle discovers that a teacher is having sex with a student, he and Cartman have to team up to put a stop to the inappropriate behavior. Written by
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Two of the three cops that are on the rooftop each have three hands. Both are holding guns with two extra hands on each of their sides. See more
Damn it! Where were all these sexed-up teachers when I was a kid?
Spoofs Dog the Bounty Hunter
Written by Bill Danoff
Performed by Starland Vocal Band See more