Cartman is appointed to the post of School Hallway Monitor at South Park Elementary. In his new role, Cartman takes it personally when an infraction is committed in his jurisdiction. When Kyle discovers that a teacher is having sex with a student, he and Cartman have to team up to put a stop to the inappropriate behavior. Written by
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Hall pass! Show me your hall pass!
[shoves student against locker
Do you know what this is? this is the mace that they use on bears, faggot!
Spoofs Dog the Bounty Hunter
Written by Bill Danoff
Performed by Starland Vocal Band See more