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"Frisky Dingo" Meet Awesome-X (TV Episode 2006) Poster

(TV Series)

(2006)

Quotes

Stan: Watley?

Xander Crews: Yeah... No, No... This monster man is...

Arthur Watley: The Dreadlobster.

Xander Crews: The Dreadlobster.

Stan: What?

Xander Crews: He's a supervillian for Awesome X to battle and drive the sales. Thoughts?

Stan: He's an abomination!

Xander Crews: Well it was his idea.

Arthur Watley: Which looking back I really didn't think trough.

Stan: Why is he so pale?

Xander Crews: I don't know, why you so pale Watley?

Arthur Watley: I think maybe my body's rejecting the claws.

Xander Crews: Well cut it out...

Arthur Watley: *Falls*

Xander Crews: Watley? Waatley? Ugh, is he dead?

Stan: He's damn close.

Xander Crews: Check his neck pulse.

Stan: That's what I'm doing!

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Xander Crews: This is so wrong! I'm with a prostitute...

Hooker: Yeah, come on, you big black son of a bitch! Oh yeah!

Xander Crews: [laughing] What? Where did that come from?

Hooker: What?

Xander Crews: Oh, don't stop. I like it.

Hooker: Oh, ok. Eh-hem...

Xander Crews: [hearing a crash in the next room] What? What was that?

Hooker: Oh, baby. Oh, don't stop!

Xander Crews: Shut up, hooker!

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Grace Ryan: What are you doing here?

Xander Crews: [in disguise as Awsome-X] Xander Crews said I could use his place for this... hooker.

Grace Ryan: You know him?

Xander Crews: We went to college together, no we didn't. He will meet you at your place in one hour.

Grace Ryan: I, um... I just, um...

Grace Ryan: No time woman! He despises tardiness.

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Xtacle: Kinda wish we had Tivo.

Xtacle: Oh, now you want Tivo.

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Grace Ryan: ...Maybe finally unfreezing some of your sperm.

Xander Crews: When did you freeze my sperm?

Grace Ryan: Oh, I always do that.

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Xander Crews: It's to protect my loved ones.

Stan: You don't have any loved ones!

Xander Crews: *Gasp* Stan...

Stan: What, the girlfriend you treat like dirt? Your murdered parents?

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Xander Crews: I knew you'd make me do that!

Stan: Me? You're the one who spent 5 million dollars for a blowjob!

Xander Crews: It was a half and half, first of all. Secondly, I'm going.

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Xander Crews: Look, I don't care what kind of "Boys from Brazil" thing you got going on in there, but I'm still the boss in here. And we're making Awesome X dolls and they're gonna kick so much ass, you'll probably go blind.

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