Al Waxman: Larry King

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• Jim Bacon : Hey King, wonder why I'm taking these notes?

  Larry King : No.

  Jim Bacon : I'm taking these notes for the community center's Times. Wondering what that is?

  Larry King : No.

  Jim Bacon : It's the newspaper I'm starting! It's a perfect way to combine my literary leanings with my job! Also, it could mean big bucks!

  Larry King : Look, Jim, I've been up all night trying to finish this book. I've got four pages left to find out who did it.

  Jim Bacon : Sure. I estimate about twenty pages. "Jim Shorts." Get it? Gymnasium shorts! Sort of a gossip column and eh--

  Larry King : Jim?

  Jim Bacon : Yo!

  Larry King : Bug off.

  Jim Bacon : Hey, sure! You don't have to hit me over the head with a two by four.

  Larry King : [slams door in Jim's face]