Rabies falls asleep, causing the outlaws to miss an ambush but, on waking, he sees a boat purchased by the king at a boat show. The merry men steal it and take it to Scarborough to push off the cliffs, in the process landing in a parallel universe where nice princesses Rose and Guya have been usurped by a witch who looks like Gladys and an ogre who is a ringer for Snooker. Rabies becomes a hero when he steals Gladys's magic wand and turns her into a box of tissues and Snooker into a set of place mats. The wand then gets out of control,turning everyone into inanimate objects before Rabies wakes up to find it was all a dream. And then the boat goes past again. . . Written by
don @ minifie-1
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Strewth, I don't reckon much to this parallel universe! Everyone's behaviour has altered so fundamentally, they're no longer able to function in an appropriate fashion.
Oh Rabies, you're much too brainy for an empty-headed chatterbox like me!