Rose and most of the other Worksop girls are in love with smooth-talking Much, the Mini-Mart Manager's son, but the object of his affection, Marian, is unimpressed as he is using the villagers' fear of the Great Toad Monster of Stoke-on-Trent to frighten them into buying his tacky wares. When Robin, after his tap-dancing lesson, lets down his guard to reveal himself to the sheriff and Guy threatens to leave unless Robin is captured, Much seizes his opportunistic chance, selling the king a job lot of second hand weapons from the Albanian Ministry of Defence - which turn out to be futile - for five hundred gold pieces and decamping from Worksop,having cleaned out just about everyone. Still,Marian,unlike Rose, is glad to see the back of him. Written by
don @ minifie-1
Did You Know?
You do know we want you to go on being our leader, don't you?
Yeah! Robin wanted me to be a bouncer, but I can't bounce.
Anyway, your gang's more fun, with all the killing and maiming and stuff!
Hang on! She made us look stupid, and I hate looking stupid. And you lost us all our money!
'Rotten' Rose Scargill
And she snogged that double-crossing Much in public!
At least I didn't snog him in private like *some* people. Anyway, it wasn't a proper snog. I was thinking of something else.
Oh, I always do that ...
Performed by Danny John-Jules See more