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"Metalocalypse" Murdering Outside the Box (TV Episode 2006) Poster

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Charles Foster Ofdensen: There you are. I've been trying to get in touch with you all day.

Pickles the Drummer: Cinnamon buns!

Charles Foster Ofdensen: You know today's our big Employee Evaluation Conference Conference and Raffle.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Ha! Thats a funny one. Who cares about that?

Charles Foster Ofdensen: Well, perhaps you should care because it has come to our attention that one of our employees is a major embezzler.

Nathan Explosion: Awesome! Right?

Toki Wartooth: "Ambuzzle?" What means that?

Pickles the Drummer: Ah, well, it's a super-awesome way of saying, "Take havin' somethin'."

Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Hey guys, I haves a good use of the words "unsbuzzle." "My lungs unsbuzzle the air from the earth, as I can breathe... it. Period."

Charles Foster Ofdensen: Well, I don't see the humor in any of it.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Oh, lighten up, Mr. Dooms-and-Gloom, "embezzle" is metal.

Pickles the Drummer: Well, who's the guy embezzling from, you know, anyway?

Charles Foster Ofdensen: Well, he's embezzling from you.

Nathan Explosion: NOOOOO!

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Skwisgaar Skwigelf: [passing over a dead employee in the hall] Look at this ones, asleeps in some bloods. We gots to get tougher on these guys maybe, huh?

[another employee gets shot and falls to the ground, decapitated]

Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Oh! See what I'm talking about? Another guy, this guys sleeps in bloods too.

Nathan Explosion: Yea, well, all I can think about is the raffle. Can we win it?

Pickles the Drummer: Well, dude, I fucking hope so. Its the only reason my ass is going there.

Nathan Explosion: Oh yea, and there is gonna be an awesome motivational speaker. Oh my god, I love being motivated. I love being motivated!

Toki Wartooth: Me too!

Nathan Explosion: I LOVE BEING MOTIVATED!

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Facebones: Welcome to the Dethklok employee forum. Where were going to learn to "Use your motivation"! Were going to learn to be considerate at the workplace.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf: I have to works with you everyday, so please, would you please take it easy on the cologne?

William Murderface: While that hurts my feelings, I understand.

Nathan Explosion: When you see a piece of trash on the ground, don't just stand there. Pick it up!

Pickles the Drummer: Yea! And dont leave your lunch lying around either, it attracts ants.

Facebones: And most importantly, remember. Death is an everyday part of the workplace. So when you see a dead body, dont freak out.

Toki Wartooth: Wow-wee!

Facebones: Just, ring your death bell!

Toki Wartooth: [rings death bell]

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Toki Wartooth: Whoo-wee, I am such one tired guy. How come shopping's so stupid? Whats I have now? All this stuff. What I do?

Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Yeah, you know what, uh, just throw everything away. That's what I do.

Toki Wartooth: Now I t'rows it away.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Just going to die anyway.

Toki Wartooth: Guess it's full circle.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Goodbye.

Toki Wartooth: Okay.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Burn it.

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Pickles the Drummer: Okay, so, uh, #421, you, uh, you are part of the Sector 18 recording studio maintenance clean team. Okay. Uh, que - couple questions.

[he looks at his paper and reads with difficulty]

Pickles the Drummer: "How do you value your what you contribute of to at the workforce?" Uh, second part: "At which do you most can't the least?" Skwisgaar?

Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Huh?

Pickles the Drummer: Did you write these questions?

Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Yeah, I did.

Pickles the Drummer: Okay, well... 421, do you have an answer?

Employee #421: I am a highly skilled microphone cleaner, my masters. And what I most can't the least would be do not a bad job, but always a good.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Okay, good answer.

Pickles the Drummer: Well, that's all I got. Uh, guys?

Nathan Explosion: No, I got one more question. And answer honestly.

[pause]

Nathan Explosion: Are you the guy who's embezzling from us?

Employee #421: No.

Nathan Explosion: [pause] Okay. I believe you.

Pickles the Drummer: Whoo! Well, you are all set, 421. Thanks for doin' a great job and ...

William Murderface: Hold on, hold everything!

Pickles the Drummer: Di ...

William Murderface: I just wanna say a little something... personal. How is, uh, the, er...

[he picks up his paper and looks at it]

William Murderface: ... little Amanda and Scott, your children?

[421 shrugs]

William Murderface: Things are still rough with the divorce, huh? That, uh, that's tough. Are you still talkin' to Rachel? Yeah, well, hey, happy almost birthday!

[he chuckles]

William Murderface: Two weeks, huh? Hey, get outta here, you're done!

[421 gets up and leaves]

Nathan Explosion: We are really, *really* good bosses.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Yeah, I know. We cares about all of thems. It's like a plantations, but the slaves is our friends.

Toki Wartooth: [irritated] I would like to ask questions next time.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Are you asking us to do that, Toki?

Toki Wartooth: Yeah, I don't know.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf: That's interesting. You said, "I would likes to ask a question." That's a statements.

Toki Wartooth: What... is... the difference?

Skwisgaar Skwigelf: That's... a great question.

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William Murderface: Could you do me a favor? Could you have a great day? Could you do that for me? Thanks.

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Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Yeah, that's good codpiece.

William Murderface: Yeah it's no big deal, it's just totally diamond encrusted with a titanium base.

Toki Wartooth: Oh whats a coincidence. I gots myself a real cool codpiece too!

William Murderface: Uh, that's a dildo. A strap-on dildo.

Toki Wartooth: Ah screw you all offs! My codpiece is the coolest!

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Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Oh lighten up Mr. dooms and glooms, embezzle is metal.

Pickles the Drummer: Well who's the guy embezzling from, you know, anyway?

Charles Foster Ofdensen: Well, he's embezzling from you.

Nathan Explosion: Nooooooooo!

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