Bikini Bloodbath (2006) (V)

Directors:

Jonathan Gorman (co-director)
Thomas Edward Seymour (co-director)

Writers:

Jonathan Gorman (co-writer)
Thomas Edward Seymour (co-writer)

Release Date:

11 December 2007 (USA)

Genre:

Comedy | Horror

Plot:

On their last day of high school seven gorgeous girls have slumber party to celebrate their going away to college...

Plot Keywords:

Death | Blood | Gore | Violence | Murder

Cast

Debbie Rochon	...	Miss Johnson
Thomas Edward Seymour	...	Phil
Russ Russo	...	Mike M.
Leah Ford	...	Jenny
Margaret Rose Champagne	...	Eve
Carmine Capobianco	...	Coach Smith
Robert Cosgrove Jr.	...	The Chef
Dana Fay Ensalata	...	Pam
Anna-Karin Eskilsson	...	Sharon
Olja Hrustic	...	Ginger
Matt Ford	...	Gary
Sheri Lynn	...	Smelly Suzy (as Sheri Bomb)
Natasha Nielsen	...	Tawny
Phil Hall	...	Mr. Robinson
Philip Guerette	...	Jay 'Dela' Delachervete

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.78 : 1

Filming Locations:

Connecticut, USA

Company:

Blood Bath Pictures

Movie Connections:

Followed by Bikini Bloodbath Car Wash (2008) (V)

Possibly the WORST Movie ever made - so far.............

Before i start, i was not expecting much from the title but, I have Finally found a movie worse than any Ben Afleck film and thats a promise. I honestly never thought i would see this day.

What we have here is a standard slasher flick, you get all the usual nude shower scenes, Lesbian Butch Gym teacher and parents away so lets have a party at the house scenario. Now Imagine and its damn hard to but just for a minute imagine a world where the music goes from one scene of Metalica to the next with Busted !!!!. The Killer i am sure is the lead singer from ZZ Top wearing a Chefs outfit........WHY.

Anyway the girls organise a party, its an all night Chick party so what kind would you have in this sort of cheap effort, pyjama party or lingerie party or fancy dress party. Ohhhhh Noooo they have balloons and streamers, i thought i had gone back 30 years to my 4th Birthday. I was waiting for the Jelly and Ice Cream to arrive next.

I don't want to even get started on the sports Jocks. The usual would be adolescent boys throwing an American football to each other, you would think then, hey these guys are the football team. No these boys are all chubby wasters wearing t-shirts with the words "Football Player", i also counted 57 times they high fived each other.

Just as all hope seemed to fade away a noise started to grown from the background, it was getting clearer and clearer, yes the jocks were dancing to Footloose. I was expecting Kevin Bacon to make an appearance but all we got were a bunch of overweight Muppet's dancing to what looked like Chunk doing the truffle Shuffle from the Goonies.

In conclusion i shall leave you to decide but take this one last line to give you inspiration when deciding whether to watch this abysmal effort. A Girl is killed on the toilet in the bathroom, the guy runs out and shouts "shes dead, shes dead" and another girl responds are you sure she is not in there for number 2.

I shall say no more.