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Pretty Ugly People (2008) Poster

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Mary: The word "relax" and this three-day clusterfuck don't really go together.

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Mary: Um, black people haven't been campin' since the underground railroad, and you ain't Harriet Tubman.

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Lucy: [voiceover] Now, if you are a fat-ass and you would like to stay friends with a group of very pretty people, several rules apply: #1, always eat in private so your weight will remain a mystery; #2, always dress in workout clothes so that, you know, they'll think you're trying; #3, be sure to keep them laughing because humor is very thinning; and, rule #4 - and this is the most important one - always answer the phone on the first ring because, honestly, the fat friend is replaceable.

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Mary: Ignorant men yield blissful women.

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Mary: Girl, my ass and feet are in love with you right now.

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Trevor: Come on, fuckin' around comes from either selfishness or loneliness, and you're far from selfish.

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Lucy: I'd like to raise my glass to all of you. For years you all set the standard for what I dreamed to look like, act like, and be one day. All I ever wanted was to be like one of you, but now I realize that if that dream came true, I could never be happy, because I would be noting but a self-loathing person who's undersexed, racist, misogynistic, homophobic, a dormant slut, and a ghetto-fabulous fat-ass.

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Lucy: Wait, is this some kind of, like, a mercy fuck? I mean, is that what this...?

Austin: Yes, it is, and I am begging you, please have mercy on me.

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