Joy Turner: [Getting ready to meet her lawyer] I'll bend over, you tell me if you can see my thong.
Darnell Turner: What thong?
Joy Turner: Perfect. Here, put these socks down your pants in case he's gay.
Earl Hickey: These hamburgers are great.
William: Thanks. It's Black Angus.
Randy Hickey: I don't think I can eat it now that I know the cow's name.
Earl Hickey: Nice house you've got here. No plastic. The wood is made of real wood.